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Todd and the Book of Pure Evil and You

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I need you to watch this clip from Todd and the Book of Pure Evil very carefully.

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Twilight Eclipse – The Holy Taco Rejected Script

posted 06/30/2010
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It is Twilight, because that is clever. I guess there’s an eclipse too. Can that happen at Twilight? Doesn’t matter. BELLA is in the woods, looking like a MOUTH BREATHER who is MILDLY TRANQUILIZED and perhaps SPECIAL. Bella It&rsquo…

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Twilight:Eclipse Photoshop Contest Redux

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We’re holding the Twilight Photoshop contest over until this Friday because some awesome stuff is still coming in and it’s not like any of us were going to see the movie anyway. Have you seen the commercials? It looks like someone load…

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Twilight: Eclipse Photoshop Contest

posted 06/28/2010
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This Wednesday the new Twilight movie drops on an unsuspecting public like so many celluloid turds from the uncaring asses of greedy, Hollywood devils. People are already lined up! And while making jokes at the expense of Twilight is as old as the…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Robin Hood vs. Robin Hood

posted 05/14/2010
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important things, like who’s a better Robin Hood: Kevin Costner or Russell Crowe? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:…

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Extra Butter, Please!

posted 05/12/2010
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Perfect for Frat Parties!

posted 05/04/2010
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Hot Golf Babes (TotalProSports) How You’re Going to Die (Buzzfeed) Hello, Chinese Celebrities (TheChive) The Hottest Female Sex Offenders (Coed) The Best Wheel of Fortune Screenshots (Manofest) Carrie Fisher …

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7 Kids Who Could Kick Your Ass

posted 04/22/2010
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If you haven’t seen Kick Ass yet, it’s a great opportunity for you to see a grown man beat the living crap out of a little girl, which is every bit as entertaining as it sounds. It’ll also get you thinking about how you’d hol…

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The Blood Bunny Movie Trailer

posted 04/02/2010
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Blood Bunny – Watch more Funny Videos This Easter, Prepare…To…Dye! Sexy Cheerleaders! Oh, wait…(TotalProSports) Should We Pay College B-Ball Players? (BleacherReport) 14 Inventive Bathroom Ads (SuperTremendous) How to…

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The Worst Theater Experience EVER?

posted 03/26/2010
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Arianny Celest is HOT (TotalProSports) Sexy Bond Girl Athletes (BleacherReport) The Funniest Phobias on Maury (Manofest) Nicki Ghazian Hotness (Coed) Now This Is Tons of Love (LemonDrop) Hot Military Girls Gallery …

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Drunken Argument Friday: E.T. vs. Alf

posted 01/29/2010
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If there’s one thing we like more than drinking, it’s arguing about really stupid things, like who would win in a fight between E.T. and Alf. Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time: Drunken …

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The Hottest Babes in Christmas Movies

posted 12/14/2009
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Holiday movies are consistently filled with Christmas imagery, uplifting stories, and hot babes. You have to be careful though, because the babes in holiday movies always have some faults. We’ve outlined the pros and cons of some of the …

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Todd and the Book of Pure Evil and You

Twilight Eclipse – The Holy Taco Rejected Script

Twilight:Eclipse Photoshop Contest Redux

Twilight: Eclipse Photoshop Contest

Drunken Argument Friday: Robin Hood vs. Robin Hood

Extra Butter, Please!

Perfect for Frat Parties!

7 Kids Who Could Kick Your Ass

The Blood Bunny Movie Trailer

The Worst Theater Experience EVER?

Drunken Argument Friday: E.T. vs. Alf

The Hottest Babes in Christmas Movies

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