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25 Missed Opportunities in Thor 2

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Thor 2 was a pretty fun movie, if somewhat devoid of a really gripping story. Dark Elves? Who the shit are these guys? And as King of everything, why is Odin such an obtuse twat? I dunno.

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Twilight: Eclipse Photoshop Contest

Twilight: Eclipse Photoshop Contest

This Wednesday the new Twilight movie drops on an unsuspecting public like so many celluloid turds from the uncaring asses of greedy, Hollywood devils. People are already lined up! And while making jokes at the expense of Twilight is as old as the…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Robin Hood vs. Robin Hood

Drunken Argument Friday: Robin Hood vs. Robin Hood

  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important things, like who’s a better Robin Hood: Kevin Costner or Russell Crowe? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:…

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Extra Butter, Please!

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Perfect for Frat Parties!

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7 Kids Who Could Kick Your Ass

7 Kids Who Could Kick Your Ass

If you haven’t seen Kick Ass yet, it’s a great opportunity for you to see a grown man beat the living crap out of a little girl, which is every bit as entertaining as it sounds. It’ll also get you thinking about how you’d hol…

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The Blood Bunny Movie Trailer

The Blood Bunny Movie Trailer

Blood Bunny – Watch more Funny Videos This Easter, Prepare…To…Dye!   Sexy Cheerleaders! Oh, wait…(TotalProSports) Should We Pay College B-Ball Players? (BleacherReport) 14 Inventive Bathroom Ads (SuperTremendous) How to…

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The Worst Theater Experience EVER?

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Drunken Argument Friday: E.T. vs. Alf

Drunken Argument Friday: E.T. vs. Alf

  If there’s one thing we like more than drinking, it’s arguing about really stupid things, like who would win in a fight between E.T. and Alf.  Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time:   Drunken …

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The Hottest Babes in Christmas Movies

The Hottest Babes in Christmas Movies

Holiday movies are consistently filled with Christmas imagery, uplifting stories, and hot babes.  You have to be careful though, because the babes in holiday movies always have some faults. We’ve outlined the pros and cons of some of the …

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Stupid Argument Friday: What’s Scarier, Killer Clowns or Killer Tomatoes?

Stupid Argument Friday: What’s Scarier, Killer Clowns or Killer Tomatoes?

  If there’s one thing we like more than eating other people’s lunches, it’s arguing about really stupid things, like what’s scarier: Killer Clowns, or Killer Tomatoes?  Stupid Argument that Killer Clowns are Scar…

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5 Classic Horror Films Reviewed By You At Ages 10 and 24

5 Classic Horror Films Reviewed By You At Ages 10 and 24

We here at Holy Taco had older brothers, so we basically grew up watching horror movies (and getting the ass beat out of us) on a regular basis. But, after re-watching some of those classic horror movies when we got a little older, we saw them in a…

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