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Todd and the Book of Pure Evil and You

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I need you to watch this clip from Todd and the Book of Pure Evil very carefully.

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Stupid Argument Friday: What’s Scarier, Killer Clowns or Killer Tomatoes?

posted 11/13/2009
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If there’s one thing we like more than eating other people’s lunches, it’s arguing about really stupid things, like what’s scarier: Killer Clowns, or Killer Tomatoes? Stupid Argument that Killer Clowns are Scar…

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5 Classic Horror Films Reviewed By You At Ages 10 and 24

posted 10/22/2009
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We here at Holy Taco had older brothers, so we basically grew up watching horror movies (and getting the ass beat out of us) on a regular basis. But, after re-watching some of those classic horror movies when we got a little older, we saw them in a…

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An Over-Analysis of Back to the Future: Part 1

posted 10/01/2009
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Back to the Future: Part 1 is one of my all-time favorite movies of all time. Sure, it’s ripe with paradox and fallacies of logic, but somehow these elements seem to make the movie even better, and that’s exactly why it’s suc…

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It’s A Copy of Leprechaun: Back 2 The Tha Hood

posted 08/10/2009
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A Little Sunday Blaxploitation

posted 08/09/2009
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There are tons of these old blaxploitation trailers from the 70′s online, and it’s always kinda weird watching them. It makes me wonder if, 30 years from now when there are robots all over the place, we’re going to lo…

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If G.I. Joe Worked In Your Office

posted 08/07/2009
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G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra comes out in theaters today, and there’s a good chance that this movie is going to be more disappointing than a fat redheaded chick holding a positive preggo test. One of the great things about G.I. Joe is tha…

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A Flowchart to Determing if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

posted 08/06/2009
by ywang

When you’re out on a date, it’s hard to avoid wondering whether or not the night is going to end with you having sex. With that in mind, we’ve created this handy flowchart to help you determine whether or not your going to ha…

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What the New Alien Movie Could Be

posted 08/04/2009
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You’ve probably heard by now that Ridley Scott has an Alien prequel in the works. With that in mind (and since our computers are broken) we thought we’d take a shot at predicting what the Alien prequel might be like: Weekend…

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How To: Make a Christian Horror Movie

posted 07/22/2009
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Christian movies and Horror movies seem like they’re on opposite ends of the film spectrum, but we’d like to think that, with a little forward-thinking, we could make a pretty awesome Christian horror movie that could appeal to the blood…

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Where Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Famous Kill Lines Come From

posted 07/02/2009
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On Saturday, AMC is having an Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie Marathon, which we are incredibly excited about, because that means that an endless stream of awesomely ridiculous Schwarzenegger kill lines is on the way. All action movies have these,…

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A Flowchart to Determine Your Favorite Summer Blockbuster Movie

posted 06/30/2009
by ywang

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The Summer of 2009 is jam-packed with blockbuster movies. With huge movies like Transformers, Up, and Star Trek all competing for the best Summer Blockbuster of the year, it can be really difficult to figure out which movie you liked the best.…

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Todd and the Book of Pure Evil and You

Stupid Argument Friday: What’s Scarier, Killer Clowns or Killer Tomatoes?

5 Classic Horror Films Reviewed By You At Ages 10 and 24

An Over-Analysis of Back to the Future: Part 1

It’s A Copy of Leprechaun: Back 2 The Tha Hood

A Little Sunday Blaxploitation

If G.I. Joe Worked In Your Office

A Flowchart to Determing if You’re Going to Have Sex on this Date

What the New Alien Movie Could Be

How To: Make a Christian Horror Movie

Where Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Famous Kill Lines Come From

A Flowchart to Determine Your Favorite Summer Blockbuster Movie

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