movies – Holytaco

25 Hobo Movies

We can’t say enough good things abut Hobo with a Shotgun, but if one hobo movie just isn’t enough to satisfy you, here’s a full 25 hobo flicks to fill a couple of days of viewing for you.

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Sequelectric! Crafting 8 Perfect Sequels

posted 01/19/2012
by Ian Fortey

According to Box Office Mojo, the top 9 movies of 2011 were all sequels. This clearly indicates that all people want to see is a story they already saw once, but in a slightly different way. It takes too much time to invest in new characters, who …

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Horror Movie or Porno?

posted 01/05/2012
by Ian Fortey

The concept is simple friends – 10 movie titles of real movies. Are they horror films or pornos? Sure, you can cheat and use Google, but it’s not like you’re going to win anything. Just guess.

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How to Write a Paranormal Activity Sequel

posted 01/04/2012
by Ian Fortey

Word has it that Paramount has agreed to a 4th Paranormal Activity movie, possibly because everyone at the studio has been drinking Nighty Night tea all day long and can’t be bothered to come up with something else. How will they surprise us this …

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The Future is Not Now! 12 Futures Movies Lied to Us About

posted 01/02/2012
by Ian Fortey

It’s 2012 which means we’re living in the future! The future! Flying cars and sex droids are literally everywhere and Holy Taco is now run by a cyborg albino and his sassy, jive-talking hologram sidekick Jim Tews. It’s quite the sight. But the …

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A Late Review of ‘Mars Needs Moms’

posted 12/29/2011
by Jim Tews

*Editor’s Note: The following film review was written nine months after the reviewer saw the movie. The reviewer was also, by his own admission “intermittently nodding off through the whole thing.” “Mars Needs Moms” wa…

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2012 in Epic Nerdery

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by Ian Fortey

As most of us get ready to indulge in another year of kickassery slathered in awesome sauce, talking to hot babes and wearing the most luxurious of knee socks, some of us are taping our glasses and visibly twitching with unrestrained glee as the pr…

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25 of the Most Awesome Giant Movie Monsters

posted 12/01/2011
by Ian Fortey

A monster movie is only as good as its monster, and if you’re a lazy/awesome filmmaker, that just means making your monster really big. So check out these giant bad boys while contemplating if tomorrow’s gallery is going to be tiny mon…

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25 Aliens That Don’t Want to Eat You

posted 11/14/2011
by Ian Fortey

Most alien movies depict aliens are bloodthirsty, butt-faced, dread-locked nightmares who will do anything to eat, mate with or explode you. But some just want the mating! Or to be your buddy. Whatever.

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5 Underrated Superhero Teams That Need Movies

posted 11/10/2011
by Ian Fortey

Avengers hype is heating up as the big day for the movie’s release draws near. It will undoubtedly be huge, just as the X-Men was before it, and the Fantastic Four was for about 10 minutes before people realized it sucked super hard. People like …

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25 Halloween Movies that Aren’t Halloween

posted 10/14/2011
by Ian Fortey

Every October your TV will get saturated with horror movies as TV stations lazily roll out a Halloween themed night or two. But just because it’s a horror movie doesn’t mean it’s a Halloween movie. There’s plenty of Hallow…

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25 Hobo Movies

Sequelectric! Crafting 8 Perfect Sequels

Horror Movie or Porno?

How to Write a Paranormal Activity Sequel

The Future is Not Now! 12 Futures Movies Lied to Us About

A Late Review of ‘Mars Needs Moms’

2012 in Epic Nerdery

25 of the Most Awesome Giant Movie Monsters

25 Aliens That Don’t Want to Eat You

5 Underrated Superhero Teams That Need Movies

25 Halloween Movies that Aren’t Halloween

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