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Get Off My Lawn: American Traditions That Used to Be Great and Now Suck

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I’m only in my early 30s, but that’s old enough to recognize how much better some things were in the previous generation.

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Eight Classic Guy Movies That Should Be Turned Into Broadway Musicals

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If Rocky can be somehow turned into a musical, it might open the floodgates for other classic guy movies to be Broadway-bound. Because on Broadway, anything is possible…

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Six Movie Remakes That Are Better Than the Originals

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The Departed and The Thing? Absolutely. RoboCop? Hell no.

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: December 13th

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I think I missed even writing this feature last week, probably due to drunkenness or prison, but I’ll thank you not to meddle in my affairs. I trust all the films from last week sucked, however.

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: Nov 22nd

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We missed last week due to a technical problem and we may as well miss this week because you know who’s making all the money, but hey, let’s make fun of the movies no one is going to see this weekend.

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: November 8th

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All the good movie news this week was about movies that aren’t out yet, like Star Wars and whatnot. But on the upside, the new Thor is here, that oughtta make a buttload of money, right? Right!

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: Nov 1st

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In a short time the Christmas movie season will begin complete with family films and a handful of what those industry types like to call “blockbusters” to pad out the season.

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: October 18th

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Another fun filled week of movies is upon us, will it be as stellar as last week with whatever the hell came out? I haven’t seen a movie in a few weeks so I kind of forget what happened lately.

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: October 11th

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This week is as exciting to me as sitting in a library reading books on tax law. Despite this, it is my solemn duty as a guy who voluntarily gives his opinions on things he knows nothing about to continue sharing said opinions with you, then 13 peo…

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: October 4th

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Last week the box office was owned by Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2, just as I predicted. I think. I dunno, I’m not going to check. Sounds like something I would have predicted.

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: September 27th

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I think I missed this last week due to almost dying, but no time to reminisce, it’s time to see what movies are coming out this week to entertain the masses!

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