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Three Movie Premises With Even Worse Pseudoscience than “Lucy”

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No matter how good Lucy’s story is, and no matter how soothing Morgan Freeman’s voice may be, it all falls apart because the basic premise (we only use 10% of our brains!) is total bullshit. The writers, producers, and director have to k…

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: November 8th

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All the good movie news this week was about movies that aren’t out yet, like Star Wars and whatnot. But on the upside, the new Thor is here, that oughtta make a buttload of money, right? Right!

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: Nov 1st

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In a short time the Christmas movie season will begin complete with family films and a handful of what those industry types like to call “blockbusters” to pad out the season.

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: October 18th

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Another fun filled week of movies is upon us, will it be as stellar as last week with whatever the hell came out? I haven’t seen a movie in a few weeks so I kind of forget what happened lately.

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: October 11th

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This week is as exciting to me as sitting in a library reading books on tax law. Despite this, it is my solemn duty as a guy who voluntarily gives his opinions on things he knows nothing about to continue sharing said opinions with you, then 13 peo…

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: October 4th

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Last week the box office was owned by Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2, just as I predicted. I think. I dunno, I’m not going to check. Sounds like something I would have predicted.

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: September 27th

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I think I missed this last week due to almost dying, but no time to reminisce, it’s time to see what movies are coming out this week to entertain the masses!

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen Yet: September 13th

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It’s Friday the 13th so watch out for guys in hockey masks who aren’t playing hockey – that shit is straight up bad news. But until your imminent demise, let’s check out the movies that open today. Oh, I’m so excited.

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The 3 Greatest Film Adaptations Never Made

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Michael Bay, Uwe Boll and Paul W.S. Anderson. Here are there greatest stories.

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: September 6th

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It’s the beginning of September so hopefully we’re done with the August crapfest of movies like last week’s utter trash.

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: August 30th

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Quick, before looking, name a movie that opens this week. Yeah, you can’t because jack shit opens this week. This is the weirdest thing ever. Usually there’s at least one movie every week that is the “big” release, you know? Not this week. Ever…

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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: August 23rd

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Last week I cheaped you on reviews because, well, I was on vacation. I’m not doing this when I’m on vacation, why would I? So this week we’ll get back into the nitty gritty of judging movies based solely on their names and maybe their posters or c…

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