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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: May 25th

The Avengers has been the number one movie in the country for like 100 weeks now. Or something. We’re not checking the calendar. But it has made chump meat out of Battleship, Dark Shadows and every other attempt to topple it from the top spot at…

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Tyler Perry’s Doodles

posted 04/07/2010
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Tyler Perry is one of the most profitable and successful filmmakers of modern times. The only problem is that he sucks. Since we’re constantly striving to become Hollywood’s next big black film writer/director, we happened upon (read: st…

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Movie Theater Bingo/Drinking Game

posted 03/08/2010
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The Oscars are over now, which means it’s the perfect time to go back to the theater to check out all the winning movies that you thought were shitty until last night, but now you think they’re great. If you’re going to see Preciou…

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Road House Is On One of These Shelves, but Which One?!

posted 02/05/2010
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Morgan Freeman is Everywhere!

posted 12/28/2009
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Where Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Famous Kill Lines Come From

posted 07/02/2009
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On Saturday, AMC is having an Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie Marathon, which we are incredibly excited about, because that means that an endless stream of awesomely ridiculous Schwarzenegger kill lines is on the way. All action movies have these,…

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Venn Diagrams of Popular Movies and Their Black Counterparts

posted 05/29/2009
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A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O’Donnell People are always finding ways to make things more accessible to their particular culture. Take the taco, for example: Hispanic cultures have been eating delicious tacos for a long t…

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Mad Libs For Famous Filmmakers

posted 04/14/2009
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A lot of directors seem to have similar threads running through their movies. So, through the fun of Mad Libs, you can make your own movies from your favorite directors. Enjoy. Michael Bay

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If Chick Flicks Were Made For Guys

posted 02/12/2009
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Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and that means you’ll probably end up having to watch a chick flick before you get to have sex. So we decided we’d take some popular chick flicks and show you what they might look l…

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7 Best 80s Action Movies To Watch When You’re High

posted 12/23/2008
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Some movies are super awesome when you’ve smoked a lot of pot. Now, I’m sure you have your own list, but this is ours. 7. Die Hard Now, many of you might say this movie is stand alone, nothing is enhanced when…

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Rob Zombie’s Inner Monologue While He’s In Line At The Movies

posted 12/18/2008
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It’s always interesting to see what people are thinking while they go about their day. But since we can’t crawl inside someone’s head, it’s up to us, HolyTaco, to enlighten you on these subjects. Today, it’s Rob Zombie …

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Lindsay Lohan Might Not Be Drunk Anymore

posted 07/13/2008
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I used to love me some Cheryl Hines. She oozed equal amounts of restrained sarcasm and goofy “I could have maybe had an outside shot at her in high school” sex appeal while navigating the zany world of Larry David. I even watched her in…

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Reviewing Movies We Haven’t Seen: May 25th

Tyler Perry’s Doodles

Movie Theater Bingo/Drinking Game

Road House Is On One of These Shelves, but Which One?!

Morgan Freeman is Everywhere!

Where Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Famous Kill Lines Come From

Venn Diagrams of Popular Movies and Their Black Counterparts

Mad Libs For Famous Filmmakers

If Chick Flicks Were Made For Guys

7 Best 80s Action Movies To Watch When You’re High

Rob Zombie’s Inner Monologue While He’s In Line At The Movies

Lindsay Lohan Might Not Be Drunk Anymore

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