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The 5 Most Ineffectual Cartoon Heroes

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Kids love heroes. Not real ones, real people are for suckers. Kids love cartoons. Cartoon heroes like Bo Jackson and Perry the Platypus are awesome and teach kids that you can be anything, as long as you’re not really real. But not every hero is a …

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25 Not So Bad Ass Mr. Ts

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Mr. T pities the fool, so likely there’s a whole pantload of pity in this gallery.

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What if Mr. T Was a Grief Counselor?

What if Mr. T Was a Grief Counselor?

  Listen up! I know this situation is hard. I know you feel like a sucka. I know all kinds of things. Things happen. That’s how things work. You need to know that. Tell me you know that. Say it. Louder!

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Mr T Raps About Genealogy , Fool

Mr T Raps About Genealogy , Fool

  It’s a shame we don’t have good role models like we did in the 80′s to teach kids the importance of genealogy. Because you can’t know where you’re going, if you don’t know where you’re from. Shut up,…

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