Longtime fans of HolyTaco will know that we are big into tributes. In the past we've paid homage to party girls, girls making out, french maids, asses, and thighs. Now we are paying tribute to the reason for the season:...
Age: She's old enough to be a GILF ten times over.
Where you've seen her: She's Santa's #1 skeez. She also hangs out with elves.
Tantalizing tidbit: Rumors around the toy factory say she LOVES anal.
Is she really a MILF? No one's really sure if Mr. Claus made her a babymamma, but since she sends...