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Who In The Holy Taco Is “Tyler The Creator”?

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Don’t be silly, old man. Tyler the Creator is the young and hilariously brazen front man for the alternative hip-hop group known by most as “Odd Future”. He just won “Best New Artist” at the MTV VMA’s, so youR…

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Holy Taco Congratulates Beyonce and Jay Z

Holy Taco Congratulates Beyonce and Jay Z

Beyonce and Jay-Z are having a baby. Go on, make a joke about it being “Destiny’s Child” everyone else did!

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Jersey Shore Italy: The Italian Nightmare Continues

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Jersey Shore: Italy is here to ruin an entire nation. Italy has put a lot of time and effort into creating and sustaining its present day image as a land of hot women, awesome food and Ginos. And it wasn’t easy to get here, they had to slog a lot …

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“The Jersey Shore” Now Has An Equally Annoying British Counterpart

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Just when you thought the fourth horsemen of the apocalypse that is “Jersey Shore” was only limited to America, BAM! MTV throws a British version in your face! It’s called “Geordie Shore” and it is a direct copy, arch…

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Build Your Own Jersey Shore Character

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Jersey Shore sure is popular, despite logic dictating it’s lame as shit and glorifies borderline, intentional retardation. Now that the gang of non-Italians is off to Italy for reasons best left pondered by people who know what paint chips taste li…

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Hey MTV, We Got Your Jersey Shore Spinoffs Right Here!

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Great news for those of you who were hoping to see more of the Jersey Shore cast members on television! (I’m addressing you here because there’s no way I’d speak to you in real life.) MTV has green lit spinoffs for Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ…

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Teen Pregnancies VS MTV’s Teen Mom

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We got our friends over at Online Schools to make this for us because we’re very interested in the relationship between teens humping in real life compared to teens humping on TV. What?

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12 Shocking Revelations from Snooki’s Upcoming Novel

12 Shocking Revelations from Snooki’s Upcoming Novel

Snooki, from MTV’s "Jersey Shore," is writing a novel loosely based on her own life. So says MTV.com. I’ll spare you the obvious jokes (she knows how to write?, I want to beat her to death with a ball peen hammer!, etc., etc.)…

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Great Moments in MTV Video Music Award History

Great Moments in MTV Video Music Award History

The MTV Video Music Awards are unparalleled in cultural significance. Year after year, the ceremony showcases the best that we as a society have to offer from the world of arts and entertainment. From Cindi Lauper’s incoherent ramblings in 19…

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Notes From The Jersey Shore Contract Negotiations

Notes From The Jersey Shore Contract Negotiations

The cast of MTV’s smash hit representation of the downfall of the western world, Jersey Shore, has refused to shoot anymore scenes for their upcoming third season due to their dissatisfaction with their contracts. Holy Taco, with our infinit…

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Create Your Own MTV Movie Award Show in 5 Easy Steps

Create Your Own MTV Movie Award Show in 5 Easy Steps

  The MTV Movie Awards were last night, and with it came even more undeniable proof that MTV simply has no clue what their purpose is anymore. You know your awards show, and really, your channel as a whole, is really sucking it when the pre-sh…

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