Don’t Wear This Shirt To Your Mug Shot

If you’re the type of person who gets arrested from time to time, you may want to consider your choice of garment before leaving the house. You may want to keep the “I’m Probably Lying” shirt in the drawer until you plan on lounging on the couch all day. Here are a few other shirts you may not want to wear outside:

I Pay Hookers For Sex
Please Don’t Look Inside My Windowless Van
I Run A Secret Dog Fighting Ring
I Got Gay Married
I Smoke Pot All Day Long. Like, ALL DAY.
My Addictions Include: Heroin, Cocaine, Pills and Tax Evasion
Most Of My Pockets Are Filled With Guns
I Can Only Achieve Orgasm Through Torturing And Murdering
I Am Governor of New York
I Call My Basement “The Kidnap Room”
I Agree With All Rap Lyrics

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