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Star Wars and Public Masturbation: Together At Last

Star Wars and Public Masturbation: Together At Last

Since the late 1970′s, dorks around the world have sought to combine their love of Star Wars with their crippling addiction to public masturbation. Unfortunately, all attempts to reconcile the two beloved pastimes have failed…until now!…

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Don’t Wear This Shirt To Your Mug Shot

Don’t Wear This Shirt To Your Mug Shot

If you’re the type of person who gets arrested from time to time, you may want to consider your choice of garment before leaving the house. You may want to keep the “I’m Probably Lying” shirt in the drawer until you plan on …

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