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Communist Muppet Propaganda

Communist Muppet Propaganda

So, according to The Huffington Post, Fox Business is painting The Muppets as communists. Long story short, the big bad enemy in the new Muppets flick is a rich oil guy named “Tex Richman.” If you have the eight minutes to watch this in…

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6 People We’d Rather See Hosting the Oscars than Billy Crystal

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Let’s start this with a disclaimer; Billy Crystal is a great comedian. We’ve made some jokes about him hosting the Oscars on Twitter but that’s only because of two things; we make fun of everything and Billy Crystal hasn’t had a lead role in a fil…

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25 Butt Ugly Muppets

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Jim Henson’s creations, the Muppets, are straight up awesome and always have been. Except for a few of the lame ducks on Sesame Street. But that aside, Henson had a strange talent for making creations that were either immensely charming or …

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25 Muppets in Unwholesome Situations

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The Muppets are a staple of childhood entertainment and, like all childhood staples, are easily corruptible. Enjoy!

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Call Me The MILF Man: 9 Muppets I’d Like to F***

Call Me The MILF Man: 9 Muppets I’d Like to F***

It’s not easy being reamed… I love the Muppets…a lot! As a child, I was a huge fan. Kermit and the gang, the guys from “Sesame Street,” the Fraggels: whatever the type, I loved them all. As I grew older, my feelings fo…

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Sesame Street Taught Us Everything We Know

Sesame Street Taught Us Everything We Know

When I first watched this clip, I thought "Huh. That’s weird.  I don’t remember Sesame Street being so dirty."  Then I realized that I say all of the words in this clip much more than I actually use any letters of the…

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Miss Piggy Teaches Us With Peaches

Miss Piggy Teaches Us With Peaches

If I knew the Muppet Show was like this, I would’ve watched a lot less porn and a lot more Muppet Show.

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