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The Juggalo Blues

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by Ian Fortey

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How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

posted 05/15/2012
by Ian Fortey

So, you want to fulfill the boner-infused dreams of every teenager in existence, good for you! It’s the greatest gift a person can give to themselves to just bust loose and have such a great time you either remember it forever and remember absolute…

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Randy Travis Defends Himself For Being Drunk In Public

posted 02/07/2012
by Jim Tews

Well, y’all caught me. I was drinking, in front of a church — I guess, technically, I wasn’t drinking, because my bottle was empty. I was just drunk. I apologize for acting irresponsibly in public like I did, but you have to remem…

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8 Super Fun Serial Killer Songs

posted 01/26/2012
by Ian Fortey

Serial killing has become all the rage since Anthony Hopkins made it irascibly charming in the 1990s and true crime drama allowed every pseudo slug who enjoys a James Patterson book to sit at home and be an amateur “profiler” no matter how inaccurat…

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Get Your Tickets To The Disease And Sin Festival Known As Coachella!

posted 01/12/2012
by Jim Tews

The annual music festival held in Indio, California every year is called Coachella. (In case you’re my dad and didn’t know that already.) It’s a music festival like most others, full of people cooler than you, doing some relativel…

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You Questioning Conway Twitty’s Heterosexuality? I’ll Fight You!

posted 12/09/2011
by Jim Tews

More awesome happenings in the sunshine state — two dudes got into a serious bar brawl over the sexual orientation of the late country singer, Conway Twitty. According to the news story the two men got into a scuffle that had the double-wide …

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9 Bigger Musical Turn Offs Than Nickelback

posted 11/04/2011
by Ian Fortey

Recently, according to at least one dating site, Nickelback was voted the biggest musical turn off of all – if you listed Nickelback as a favorite band, you were basically saying to others “Sex? Oh no, none for me, thanks” and they responded in kin…

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Who In The Holy Taco Is “Tyler The Creator”?

posted 08/29/2011
by Jim Tews

Don’t be silly, old man. Tyler the Creator is the young and hilariously brazen front man for the alternative hip-hop group known by most as “Odd Future”. He just won “Best New Artist” at the MTV VMA’s, so youR…

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Five Actors Who Regrettably Dabbled In Music

posted 08/26/2011
by Jim Tews

Sometimes (often times) actors become so famous that they accidentally buy into their own hype. That means they take the obliging compliments they receive after a solid karaoke number, and spin them into something beyond their actual abilities. Man…

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Oxford Dictionary Removes ‘Cassette Tape,’ Leaving Me To Explain What One Is To My Future Children

posted 08/22/2011
by Luis Prada

Hey Son, I know you enjoy your ocular data Netflix streams and subsonic sound waves that play music in your brain that no one else can hear, but take a seat and listen to a tale about how your daddy used to listen to music and watch movies w…

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A Brief Tribute To Deceased Warrant Front Man, Jani Lane

posted 08/15/2011
by Jim Tews

You probably don’t keep up with the current status of eighties hair bands like we here at Holy Taco do, so it is with great sadness that we are probably the first people to tell you, Jani Lane died last week at the young age of 47 (which is l…

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The Juggalo Blues

How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

Randy Travis Defends Himself For Being Drunk In Public

8 Super Fun Serial Killer Songs

Get Your Tickets To The Disease And Sin Festival Known As Coachella!

You Questioning Conway Twitty’s Heterosexuality? I’ll Fight You!

9 Bigger Musical Turn Offs Than Nickelback

Who In The Holy Taco Is “Tyler The Creator”?

Five Actors Who Regrettably Dabbled In Music

Oxford Dictionary Removes ‘Cassette Tape,’ Leaving Me To Explain What One Is To My Future Children

A Brief Tribute To Deceased Warrant Front Man, Jani Lane

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