Explore Holy Taco

Get Off My Lawn: American Traditions That Used to Be Great and Now Suck

crop-arcade-mortal-kombat-tournament

I’m only in my early 30s, but that’s old enough to recognize how much better some things were in the previous generation.

Read Full Article

10 Classic Songs With Bizarre, Illogical Titles — And What They Should Be Called Instead

File image of rock legends The Who

Like many misinformed rock fans, I used to think that “Baba O’Riley” by The Who was called “Teenage Wasteland.” It’s an honest mistake, considering that the phrase teenage wasteland appears five times in the song,…

Read Full Article

Eight Rock Bands That Became More Successful After the Deaths of Original Members

crop_Bon-Scott-ac:dc-wine-glass

From AC/DC and Metallica to the B-52s and Sublime, we take a closer look at bands that got big after a member got dead.

Read Full Article

Your Christmas Party Playlist

party

Now is the time for malls, outlet stores and shitty, shitty radio stations to assault your ears with seasonal vitriol. According to science, a man can only listen to a cover of Santa Baby three times before a large portion of the brain turns to mush…

Read Full Article

An Open Letter to Miley Cyrus and Sinead O’Connor

GTY_sinead_miley_jtm_131004_16x9_608

Dear Miley and Sinead, I see you two have had a lot to say to one another lately. Sinead, you’re chock full of unsolicited advice for a girl who played a character named Hannah Montana for her entire childhood and whose dad is most famous for Achy …

Read Full Article

Literally the Worst Thing Ever

rhsfeat_celine

War? Poverty? Disease? Hunger? No. This. This is the most disgusting thing ever. I taste bile.

Read Full Article

The Juggalo Blues

jugg

Please start this video and turn your speakers on before continuing. Thank you.

Read Full Article

How to Rock n Roll All Night (and Party Every Day)

unbuntu_thumb

So, you want to fulfill the boner-infused dreams of every teenager in existence, good for you! It’s the greatest gift a person can give to themselves to just bust loose and have such a great time you either remember it forever and remember absolute…

Read Full Article

Randy Travis Defends Himself For Being Drunk In Public

RandyTravisDrunk

Well, y’all caught me. I was drinking, in front of a church — I guess, technically, I wasn’t drinking, because my bottle was empty. I was just drunk. I apologize for acting irresponsibly in public like I did, but you have to remem…

Read Full Article

8 Super Fun Serial Killer Songs

hakanson2

Serial killing has become all the rage since Anthony Hopkins made it irascibly charming in the 1990s and true crime drama allowed every pseudo slug who enjoys a James Patterson book to sit at home and be an amateur “profiler” no matter how inaccurat…

Read Full Article

Get Your Tickets To The Disease And Sin Festival Known As Coachella!

coachella_girl-500

The annual music festival held in Indio, California every year is called Coachella. (In case you’re my dad and didn’t know that already.) It’s a music festival like most others, full of people cooler than you, doing some relativel…

Read Full Article