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Out With the Weird, In With the Angry: Why It’s Time For a Gritty Reboot of Al Yankovic

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Weird Al’s shtick is more formulaic and predictable than a Taco Bell cookbook. He’s that wacky uncle who won’t quit cracking jokes, even when everybody else is focused on politics, war, the crumbling economy, and death, like normal…

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Behind the Music: Shivaji

Behind the Music: Shivaji

Title of this doesn’t make sense to you? No worries, neither will that video from a movie called Shivaji. It’s 5 minutes of some of the most insane shit ever committed to video that includes a choreographed dance number and India&rsqu…

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A Review Of Ace Of Base’s First New Song In Forever

A Review Of Ace Of Base’s First New Song In Forever

Do you remember Ace of Base? That dance music group that was really popular in the 90s with their smash hits “Sign,” “All That She Wants,” and “Don’t Turn Around”? No? Liar. Of course you remember the glor…

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9 Band Names You Didn’t Know Were Sexual

9 Band Names You Didn’t Know Were Sexual

This is a guest article by Alex Sargeant.  He dreams of Barenaked Ladies on his Spacehog. Before you get to thick meat of this article, I want to share with you what I gleamed while researching it. Are you ready for this? It’s paradigm s…

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6 Songs That Should Be About Masturbation

6 Songs That Should Be About Masturbation

You know how sometimes you’re being that guy, sort of ignoring other people who are conversing while you aimlessly ramble through the song selection on your MP3 player and then someone stops and says “you have a lot of songs about mastu…

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How to Brand Your Band with a Cover Song

How to Brand Your Band with a Cover Song

 This is a guest article by Erica Cantin.  Rock on, kids! So you’re a little known band just trying to make your way in this crazy world. According to your alcoholic and slightly suicidal manager, the key to branding your bland and …

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4 Ways to Destroy a Sucka MC (When You’re Trapped in an Elevator)

4 Ways to Destroy a Sucka MC (When You’re Trapped in an Elevator)

We’ve all been there before, riding an elevator up to a meeting with the President of Awesome or Mayor McCheese or whatever and maybe on the second floor this shady miscreant gets on but because society doesn’t allow us to even make eye…

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A Look To The Future: Justin Bieber

A Look To The Future: Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber really took the world by storm in 2010. Millions of young teenage girls realized they had vaginas when they first heard this 14-year-old Canadian R&B sensation croon about love, loss and all manner of adult topics that 14-year-old…

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Heil Bieber!

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Gangstaz vs. Skaters (TotalProSports)   Hot Girls named Doda (TheChive)   One night stands 101 (CoedMagazine)   Failed Motivational Crime Scene (BuzzFeed)   Kobe Kaige Hotness (GorillaMask)   Big Hand Washing Fail (Manofest)…

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10 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

10 Songs You Should Never Play In A Bar

There’s nothing worse than having a perfectly good drinking session ruined by a song that either doesn’t belong in a bar, has been crammed down your ears too many times, or just plain sucks.   All I Wanna Do  Sheryl Crow &n…

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Get On My Horse

Get On My Horse

Shut Up Woman! Get On My Horse! – Watch more Funny Videos Congratulations! You will now have this song stuck in your head for the entire weekend. For the infinite loop version, go to www.getonmyhorse.com.   Stacy Kiebler Is Hot And Talen…

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