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The Upside of Morons Burning the Qur’an

The Upside of Morons Burning the Qur’an

Nice Stache! By now you’ve probably heard about Pastor Terry Jones and his plans to burn copies of the Qur’an at his small Florida church on the anniversary of the September 11th attacks. Despite repeated requests to cancel the event, i…

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7 Politically Correct Alternatives to ‘Beat Whitey Night’

7 Politically Correct Alternatives to ‘Beat Whitey Night’

Can’t we all just get along? Last weekend at the Iowa State Fair, a group of around 30 teenagers allegedly attacked several random fairgoers, including two police officers. According to witnesses, the attackers were black and were taking part…

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A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow

A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow

 Flowcharts are a great way to make sense out of confusing scenarios, and there’s no scenario that’s more confusing than trying to figure out what religion you should follow.  That’s why we’ve created this helpful f…

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Let’s Date All These Smoking Hot Muslim Chicks

Let’s Date All These Smoking Hot Muslim Chicks

If you’ve ever dipped your toes in the Internet dating waters, you may already know that some sites don’t have a lot of attractive ladies to choose from. But Muslima.com, the new Muslim-specific Internet dating site, there’s nothi…

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