Someone Point Kim Kardashian To Hell

So, a cyclone hits Burma/Myanmar and kills upwards of 100,000 people and Kim Kardashian is like, “you know what would be really cool? To do a lighthearted PSA about it where I deliver scripted jokes about it then segue into me reciting scripted facts about it with my sisters.” Then she hired a couple writers from According to Jim and had them bang a script out for her. Kim Kardashian may be mentally retarded. And I’m not saying that as a joke, I’m saying seriously, she might be “wear a jacket and helmet with your name on it, have trouble eating peanut butter” mentally retarded. I’m going to go ahead and give just a few rules for making a PSA about any kind of disaster/tragedy that kills thousands of people. Here goes:

1. Don’t start the PSA with the same music that you’d use for a Disney style montage of someone getting ready for their senior prom.
2. Don’t start out with a joke where you confuse the name of the country where the disaster happened. “An earthquake rocked Uruguay and 100,000 people were buried alive in their homes.” “Did you just call me gay, haha?!” See, doesn’t work.
3. While reciting facts about government sponsored murders, avoid doing it in front of a mirror while trying on a dress and seeing if it’s adequately showing off your breasts.

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