Where You've Seen Her: Loora is an internet model from England. She's got a popular myspace with all her stuff on it and loves to model in stockings and lingerie and stuff. She's really good to gawk at so she's...
Dear Kyle, You are a total dumbass who doesn't understand that other people (your bosses, included) also have the Internet. The next time you take a fake sick day, maybe you should not post it on your Facebook page. But since you are clearly a dumbass, you probably will anyway. Sincerely, HolyTaco (and probably Niresh) PS:...