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An Open Letter to the Nude Sculpture of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Hey nude sculpture of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. How are you? Nude, obviously, but otherwise, is everything good? I’m good too. I just want you to know I’ve been thinking about you. Not because of our past or anything, you’re pretty new. …

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25 Celebrities We’ve Never Seen Naked

posted 07/10/2010
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We’re not saying we want them naked we’re not saying we don’t. We’re just making an observation.

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5 Rules of Strip Club Etiquette

posted 06/08/2010
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Strip clubs are an American institution. Some are dank and creepy, while others feel like you need to pay an outrageous monthly club fee just to step foot inside. But, for better or worse, all strip clubs are magical lands of nudity, drunken…

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A Denim Couch? Awesome!

posted 04/29/2010
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Stupid Argument Friday: What’s Worse: Seeing Your Grandma Naked, or Walking In On Your Dad Masturbating?

posted 11/27/2009
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When we’re not busy pretending to be drunk so that people will excuse our unruly behavior, we like to argue about really stupid things, like what’s worse: seeing your grandma naked, or walking in on your dad while he’s mast…

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And He Can’t Unsee That

posted 10/21/2009
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Turn Away From The Light Carol Ann…So I Can See Them Bewbies!

posted 10/15/2009
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Rejected Playboy Cartoon Cover Girls

posted 10/13/2009
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Marge Simpson is going to be featured on the November issue of Playboy Magazine. It may seem like an obvious choice, but there were a few other cartoon babes that gave her a run for her money. Here are some of the rejected Playboy cartoo…

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The Bad News: She’s a Terrible Painter

posted 10/07/2009
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How To: Enjoy a Strip Club on $30

posted 09/08/2009
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Strip clubs are a lot of fun, but they manhandle your wallet like syphilis treats your genitals: it’s a blast while you’re inside, but the long-term effects can be devastating. Luckily, we’ve devised a simple way for you to p…

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The Evolution of Sluts

posted 07/24/2009
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Everyone knows that all girls are not sluts. In fact, sometimes the best girls are not explicitely slutty in any way. But even if you happen to be dating one of these not-slutty-but-still-awesome girls, chances are you still like watchin…

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An Open Letter to the Nude Sculpture of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

25 Celebrities We’ve Never Seen Naked

5 Rules of Strip Club Etiquette

A Denim Couch? Awesome!

Stupid Argument Friday: What’s Worse: Seeing Your Grandma Naked, or Walking In On Your Dad Masturbating?

And He Can’t Unsee That

Turn Away From The Light Carol Ann…So I Can See Them Bewbies!

Rejected Playboy Cartoon Cover Girls

The Bad News: She’s a Terrible Painter

How To: Enjoy a Strip Club on $30

The Evolution of Sluts

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