Audrina Patridge From The Hills Is Naked

So, apparently the chick from The Hills, Audrina Patridge, wanted to get into Playboy Magazine when she was younger, and took some naked pictures. You can see them at wwtdd.com. The reaction in the “press” is one of surprise that she took naked photos. She’s on a reality show that makes her look like she snorted a mountain of cocaine and then went retarded, so I’m guessing it wasn’t a huge decision for her to show her boobies. Surprising would be if it was reported that Audrina from the Hills laid out a detailed proposal for a universal health care plan. That would be surprising. Showing boobies, not surprising.

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Lindsay Lohan Poses NUDE!

It’s happened people! It’s happened! Lindsay Lohan has showed her boobies! I’m feeling so many emotions right now: Happy, sad, confused, boner. Truth be told, I said a prayer for this a couple weeks ago, and now it’s come true. My prayer has been answered! Now if the guy who cut me off in traffic last week has has a possum bite his penis off, I’m going be really freaked out.

People.com reports:

Recreating Monroe’s legendary 1962 final photo shoot for Bert Stern with the veteran lensman himself.

When it came to being nude before the camera, “I was comfortable with it,” says Lohan, 21 - though Lindsay does admit to having done “250 crunches” the night before the shoot.

And by crunches she means “lines of cocaine.” Now, I know this isn’t a “hold-open-the-naughty-parts” Hustler type spread, but don’t worry. Tasteful nudes are gateway photo. First you start posing for them, and then you do a scene in a Werner Herzog film where Philip Seymour Hoffman teabags you, and before you know it, you’re in Barely Legal with a snake wrapped around your neck and some dude who looks like Luke Perry covered in pam spray is filling your tank.

To see the rest of the NS4W pics, click here.

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