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What Goes on at a Nudist Camp?

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I’ve had it in my head for a while that it would be hilarious to go to a nudist camp and spend a day, then write about it because why not? But what am I in for if I do such a thing? Aside from bits and bobs hanging out, what’s the deal with being …

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An Open Letter to the Nude Sculpture of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

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Hey nude sculpture of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. How are you? Nude, obviously, but otherwise, is everything good? I’m good too. I just want you to know I’ve been thinking about you. Not because of our past or anything, you’re pretty new. …

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25 Celebrities We’ve Never Seen Naked

25 Celebrities We’ve Never Seen Naked

We’re not saying we want them naked  we’re not saying we don’t.  We’re just making an observation.  

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5 Rules of Strip Club Etiquette

5 Rules of Strip Club Etiquette

  Strip clubs are an American institution. Some are dank and creepy, while others feel like you need to pay an outrageous monthly club fee just to step foot inside. But, for better or worse, all strip clubs are magical lands of nudity, drunken…

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A Denim Couch? Awesome!

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Stupid Argument Friday: What’s Worse: Seeing Your Grandma Naked, or Walking In On Your Dad Masturbating?

Stupid Argument Friday: What’s Worse: Seeing Your Grandma Naked, or Walking In On Your Dad Masturbating?

  When we’re not busy pretending to be drunk so that people will excuse our unruly behavior, we like to argue about really stupid things, like what’s worse: seeing your grandma naked, or walking in on your dad while he’s mast…

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And He Can’t Unsee That

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Turn Away From The Light Carol Ann…So I Can See Them Bewbies!

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Rejected Playboy Cartoon Cover Girls

Rejected Playboy Cartoon Cover Girls

Marge Simpson is going to be featured on the November issue of Playboy Magazine.  It may seem like an obvious choice, but there were a few other cartoon babes that gave her a run for her money.  Here are some of the rejected Playboy cartoo…

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The Bad News: She’s a Terrible Painter

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How To: Enjoy a Strip Club on $30

How To: Enjoy a Strip Club on $30

Strip clubs are a lot of fun, but they manhandle your wallet like syphilis treats your genitals: it’s a blast while you’re inside, but the long-term effects can be devastating.  Luckily, we’ve devised a simple way for you to p…

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