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New Zealand Is Trying To Cripple The internet’s Ability To Write Lazy Articles About Weird Baby Names

Go head. Type the words “weird baby names” in to Google and see what happens. If your search results are anything like mine, 0.16 seconds after you hit enter you will receive “about 6,230,000” links, all centered around the weird names parents have…

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Help Name Vladimir Putin’s Dog

posted 11/17/2010
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Vladimir is one of those public figures that I know nothing about, other than the fact that he can probably kill most humans by wrapping his legs around their necks and choking them out with the triangulated pressure of his two thighs and his one s…

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Crazy Guy Wants To Change Name To “Boomer The Dog”, Is Unemployed…Obviously

posted 08/16/2010
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Some people are fully functioning members of society, complete with jobs, steady relationships, and sanity. Other people are retarded and want to legally change their name to Boomer The Dog, because they feel they’re more dog than human.

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Best Name Ever, or Worst Name Ever?

posted 02/03/2010
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If Celebrities Looked Like Their Names

posted 01/21/2010
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Sometimes celebrities have stupid names, and since there’s nothing else going on in the world (that we can make fun of), we decided to target them and see what it would be like if celebrities with stupid names actually looked like the ridiculo…

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If That’s The Case, Then You Deserve A Rose

posted 10/15/2009
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Chef Harry Has No Idea What Pussy Looks Like.

posted 09/04/2009
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What Your Employee Name Badge Really Says About You

posted 08/03/2009
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If you have a job, there’s a good chance that you have to wear a name badge. The type of name badge that you wear says a lot about you, but there’s a good chance that it’s not sending the message that you think it’s sen…

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Help Name Vladimir Putin’s Dog

Crazy Guy Wants To Change Name To “Boomer The Dog”, Is Unemployed…Obviously

Best Name Ever, or Worst Name Ever?

If Celebrities Looked Like Their Names

If That’s The Case, Then You Deserve A Rose

Chef Harry Has No Idea What Pussy Looks Like.

What Your Employee Name Badge Really Says About You

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