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25 Inappropriate Restaurant Names

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A restaurant only has its name to sell itself on if you’ve never been there before or heard a recommendation. A place like McDonald’s isn’t telling you much, but it’s also not telling you it serves ass pie. There are peopl…

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25 Ridiculous School Names

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Schools get by on name recognition a lot. Yale, Harvard, Milton’s Clown Academy, the name is oftentimes more important than whatever silly law or medicine degree you got there. That only counts with good names, though. If your school has a…

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5 AwesomeThings You Can Do With A Baby

5 AwesomeThings You Can Do With A Baby

Newsflash, hotshot. You’ve got a baby on your hands. How did you get that baby? Who knows? Maybe you liberated it from a nursery? Maybe you willed it in to existence? Maybe someone just handed it to you as they screamed something about it bei…

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The 6 Most Narcissistic Celebrity Dads

The 6 Most Narcissistic Celebrity Dads

Some celebrities and sports figures are so full of themselves that they turn their kid’s names into a carnival of ego and arrogance. Here are the six worst.   Roger Clemens Kids: Koby Aaron, Kory Allen, Kacy Austin, and Kody Alec You must real…

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