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25 Names You Can Use If You Ever Get Into Porn

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Choosing a porn star name is an art and most people are not artists. Have you ever used one of those porn star name apps or tricks, like where you combine the name of the street you grew up on with the name of your first pet? And one person on ear…

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25 Sex Toy Names We Really Need

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Fleshlight is a finely named product, as are Rub My Duckies and Butt plugs, because they are plugs for your butt and that seems an accurate moniker. But if you have to name sex toys, you may as well have some fun with it.

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15 Names That Only Work for Old Men

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I met a dude named Mortimer recently and I have no idea what he does or what he said to me because I got lost in his name. Mortimer. Morty. How is it someone who isn’t retired has that name in 2013? His parents must have hated him the moment the…

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8 Animals Ruined by Humans

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You know who names animals? People. A dog didn’t wander into Babylon one day and tell everyone it was called a dog. The word came from an old English word for a specific kind of canine and then bam! English has a word for that animal. So every …

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Names You Must Avoid for Your Child

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Naming a child isn’t as simple as getting wasted and just yelling a few random syllables at a baby. If it was, my name would still be Jesus No. In fact, a lot of thought should go into naming a child; it’s a label they have to carry with them fore…

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25 Inappropriate Restaurant Names

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A restaurant only has its name to sell itself on if you’ve never been there before or heard a recommendation. A place like McDonald’s isn’t telling you much, but it’s also not telling you it serves ass pie. There are peopl…

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25 Ridiculous School Names

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Schools get by on name recognition a lot. Yale, Harvard, Milton’s Clown Academy, the name is oftentimes more important than whatever silly law or medicine degree you got there. That only counts with good names, though. If your school has a…

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5 AwesomeThings You Can Do With A Baby

5 AwesomeThings You Can Do With A Baby

Newsflash, hotshot. You’ve got a baby on your hands. How did you get that baby? Who knows? Maybe you liberated it from a nursery? Maybe you willed it in to existence? Maybe someone just handed it to you as they screamed something about it bei…

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The 6 Most Narcissistic Celebrity Dads

The 6 Most Narcissistic Celebrity Dads

Some celebrities and sports figures are so full of themselves that they turn their kid’s names into a carnival of ego and arrogance. Here are the six worst.   Roger Clemens Kids: Koby Aaron, Kory Allen, Kacy Austin, and Kody Alec You must real…

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