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8 Animals Ruined by Humans

You know who names animals? People. A dog didn’t wander into Babylon one day and tell everyone it was called a dog. The word came from an old English word for a specific kind of canine and then bam! English has a word for that animal. So every …

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Names You Must Avoid for Your Child

posted 09/27/2012
by Ian Fortey

Naming a child isn’t as simple as getting wasted and just yelling a few random syllables at a baby. If it was, my name would still be Jesus No. In fact, a lot of thought should go into naming a child; it’s a label they have to carry with them fore…

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25 Inappropriate Restaurant Names

posted 08/31/2011
by Ian Fortey

A restaurant only has its name to sell itself on if you’ve never been there before or heard a recommendation. A place like McDonald’s isn’t telling you much, but it’s also not telling you it serves ass pie. There are peopl…

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25 Ridiculous School Names

posted 08/23/2011
by Ian Fortey

Schools get by on name recognition a lot. Yale, Harvard, Milton’s Clown Academy, the name is oftentimes more important than whatever silly law or medicine degree you got there. That only counts with good names, though. If your school has a…

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5 AwesomeThings You Can Do With A Baby

posted 06/03/2010
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Newsflash, hotshot. You’ve got a baby on your hands. How did you get that baby? Who knows? Maybe you liberated it from a nursery? Maybe you willed it in to existence? Maybe someone just handed it to you as they screamed something about it bei…

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The 6 Most Narcissistic Celebrity Dads

posted 03/05/2008
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Some celebrities and sports figures are so full of themselves that they turn their kid’s names into a carnival of ego and arrogance. Here are the six worst. Roger Clemens Kids: Koby Aaron, Kory Allen, Kacy Austin, and Kody Alec You must real…

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8 Animals Ruined by Humans

Names You Must Avoid for Your Child

25 Inappropriate Restaurant Names

25 Ridiculous School Names

5 AwesomeThings You Can Do With A Baby

The 6 Most Narcissistic Celebrity Dads

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