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Timeline of Manned Space Flights

Today marks the 50th anniversary of mankind’s first manned space flight. On April 12, 1961, Russian cosmonaut Yuri Garagin entered the void of space, leading the way for many more humans to come. We take space exploration very seriously here at Hol…

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Silliness That Could Have Been: Hamster Ball Space Suit

posted 01/24/2011
by Luis Prada

Up until this very day space travel has been devoid of giant hamster balls designed for people. Many have argued for years that the only way to truly explore the vast, cold emptiness of space is with large rolling bubbles that look like they have C…

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Let Us All Thank NASA For Preventing The Radioactive Monkey Apocolypse

posted 12/14/2010
by Luis Prada

Let Us All Thank NASA For Preventing The Radioactive Monkey Apocolypse

NASA, you have shown great wisdom in your decision to preemptively end your series of tests in which you were going to measure the amount of space radiation a human could endure by exposing 27 squirrel monkeys to gamma rays. Sure, the reason you di…

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The Inner Monologue of the New Bacteria Discovered by NASA

posted 12/03/2010
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Jesus H., this is just what I need. Thousands of years no one gives two fancy shits about me and then all of a sudden some PhD waddles through my pond and now I’m “famous?” Famous? Fame can shampoo my crotch. Why the hell do y…

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The 10 Least Likely Announcements at NASA’s Astrobiology Press Conference

posted 12/02/2010
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At 2PM, NASA will hold a press conference “to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life.” The geek world has been set aflame with this teaser. Not since news of The Hobbit have s…

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Catstronaut!

posted 11/30/2009
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Gymnasts are HOT (TotalProSports) How To Crash The Presidents Party (MadeMan) Nicole Manske Is HOT (AllLeftTurns) Segal Is The Law (ScreenJunkies) Assault In Porn Star Parties (Cagepotato) How To Date People (Lemon…

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Let’s Blow Up The Moon!

posted 10/07/2009
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In case you haven’t heard, NASA is going to blow up the moon. This is really no surprise. In fact, Mr. Show predicted this about 10 years ago. The only thing they got wrong was the color of the President, but nobody c…

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Never Forget

posted 03/23/2009
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Timeline of Manned Space Flights

Silliness That Could Have Been: Hamster Ball Space Suit

Let Us All Thank NASA For Preventing The Radioactive Monkey Apocolypse

The Inner Monologue of the New Bacteria Discovered by NASA

The 10 Least Likely Announcements at NASA’s Astrobiology Press Conference

Catstronaut!

Let’s Blow Up The Moon!

Never Forget

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