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An Open Letter To Natalie Portman On Why She Should Have Been Impregnated By The Holy Taco Staff

Dear Natalie Portman, It saddens us to hear that you have not only become recently engaged to a man by the name of Benjamin Millepied, a man that sounds like a character in Lewis Carroll novel, but that he has also loaded you up with a baby that’s…

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Natalie Portman Doesn’t Want You To Eat Shoes

posted 12/27/2007
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Courtesy of popsugar.com If you’re tired of biting into a shoe and finding a big piece of meat, then you’re in the same boat as Natalie Portman. And she’s (finally) doing something about it (thank God!) Her new line of vegan shoes…

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