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Would You Rather Bang The T-Mobile Girl Or Punch Her White-Rapper Friend In His Smug Face

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by Jame Gumb

Like most people with a penis (or a vagina that likes other vaginas), I’m helplessly in love with the T-Mobile girl. Just to be clear, I’m talking about the newer girl, Carly Foulkes, not Catherine Zeta Jones. And just to be clearer, wh…

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Heat vs Bulls, NBA Eastern Conference Finals: An Existential Breakdown of the Match Up

posted 05/13/2011
by Luis Prada

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With the Miami Heat putting away their arch rivals the Boston Celtics in the conference semis, they will now have to go through another elite team that they struggled against during the regular season, the Chicago Bulls. Both teams have explosive o…

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The Full-Body Bump Is The Dumbest Thing In Sports

posted 04/19/2011
by Luis Prada

If you check out the Wiki page for the high five you’ll find this highly technical description: The high five is a celebratory hand gesture that occurs when two people simultaneously raise one hand, about head high, and push, slide or slap the flat…

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Holy Taco’s Sports Talk: Carmelo Anthony’s Trade To The Knicks and Its Impact On The Playoff Race

posted 02/22/2011
by Luis Prada

Carmelo Anthony is a player of sport. Specifically, he is a player of the National Basketball Association, a league that, from what I hear, has recently become famous for having its participants attempt to place a bumpy orange spherical bladder in …

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“Golden-voiced” Homeless Man Offered Job With Cleveland Cavilers, Accepts Job From Miami Heat

posted 01/05/2011
by Luis Prada

A rapidly spreading video of a homeless man by the name of Ted Williams showing off his surprising “radio voice” has now become the reason Mr. Williams was offered a full-time job with the Cleveland Cavaliers, offering him the once-in-a-lifetime op…

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A Pre-Cap of LeBron James’ ESPN Hour-Long Signing Announcement Special

posted 07/07/2010
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We don’t generally like to toot our own horns around here in the Holy Taco office, but this is probably because our interns do such a mighty fine job at (insert reference to inter-office sexual favors) for us. But today, we somehow manag…

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The Inner Monologue of Lebron James Deciding Which Team to Sign With

posted 07/06/2010
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Decisions, decisions. I’ve been waiting for this day my entire life, and now, I can’t make up my mind. My conscious tells me I should stay in Cleveland. The rest of me tells me that Cleveland is a hell hole that…

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The Reason Lebron James Played Terrible Last Night

posted 05/12/2010
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If this is how the fans are trying to convince Lebron to stay in Cleveland then they are screwed. 15 Hot Volleyball Chicks (TotalProSports) The Sexiest Poker Players of all Time (BleacherReport) The De-evolution of Facebook (BuzzFeed)…

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The NBA: Where Amazing Happens

posted 05/13/2009
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I know this is supposed to be a parody, but I think Iverson’s 15 charges qualify as amazing not in a hey-look-another-basketball-player-got-arrested kind of way. But more of a holy-shit-that’s-a-lot-of-charges-for-one-dude-who…

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Would You Rather Bang The T-Mobile Girl Or Punch Her White-Rapper Friend In His Smug Face

Heat vs Bulls, NBA Eastern Conference Finals: An Existential Breakdown of the Match Up

The Full-Body Bump Is The Dumbest Thing In Sports

Holy Taco’s Sports Talk: Carmelo Anthony’s Trade To The Knicks and Its Impact On The Playoff Race

“Golden-voiced” Homeless Man Offered Job With Cleveland Cavilers, Accepts Job From Miami Heat

A Pre-Cap of LeBron James’ ESPN Hour-Long Signing Announcement Special

The Inner Monologue of Lebron James Deciding Which Team to Sign With

The Reason Lebron James Played Terrible Last Night

The NBA: Where Amazing Happens

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