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Holy Taco Predicts The Winner Of The Super Bowl

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There was that octopus that predicted the winner of the World Cup. There’s a porcupine that predicted the winner of this year’s Super Bowl…and also a gorilla, some orangutans, and cats. It seems everybody has a precognitive beast that can accu…

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Road To The Super Bowl: The New England Patriots

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Yesterday I covered the New York Giants’ journey to the Super Bowl and discussed whether or not the gypsy curse they’ve placed on their opponents will still be in effect come this Sunday. Today, I’m going to chronicle the road taken by the New Engla…

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Bill Belichick Is An Ass Man

Bill Belichick Is An Ass Man

  This photo of New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick staring at an ass at an NIT basketball game leaves me with a few questions. They are, in order of importance: 1. Why is Bill staring at that dumpy ass? 2. Is Bill trying to figure…

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Asante Samuel Makes Tom Brady Cry

Asante Samuel Makes Tom Brady Cry

The last time we saw Asante Samuel, he was dropping a game ending interception in the Super Bowl.  Apparently he feels like he needs to punish himself for that mistake, so he signed with the Philadelphia Eagles.  Yahoo sports reports: Philadelphia …

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Patriots Publish Fictional Story Of Undefeated Team

Patriots Publish Fictional Story Of Undefeated Team

According to the New York Times book blog: What’s the No. 11 book on Amazon.com’s bestseller list as of 1:50 this afternoon? That book is “19-0: The Historic Championship Season of New England’s Unbeatable Patriots, from the…

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New England Patriots Fans Are Topless, Rapping

New England Patriots Fans Are Topless, Rapping

Patriot Girl with Big Boobs Raps – Watch more free videos I have no idea what to say about this. This Pats fan refers to herself as “Rice Girl” and she likes to “rap” about her favorite football team while wearing very …

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