So the New Kids are having a reunion tour, huh? On a scale of one to boner, how excited is Donnie Wahlberg to get back into the world of underage girls at concerts? Expect to hear a lot of this phrase backstage: “My parents aren’t picking me up till later. I told them I was spending the night at Susie’s house.” “Nice, let me just get the pump I use to get erections and I’ll meet you in the limo.”
Really though, as I’ve said before, why is this news? Yesterday I went back to Jack In The Box after not going there for a year because I found a band aid in my Ultimate Cheeseburger. Did they announce that on the Today Show? No. Is it less important than New Kids getting back together? You be the judge.
As a blogger it’s my job to make fun of people. So when I read a story like this one, it’s like God is telling me; “Take the day off, I’ll handle it from here.”
Sorry New Kids on the Block fans: Despite a Saturday People.com report, there won’t be a reunion anytime soon.
“I wanted to address the rumors of the NKOTB Reunion Tour,” the former boy-bander Danny Wood wrote on his MySpace blog this morning. “There’s been no talk of this and you are getting it from the source directly.”
I wonder if it’s difficult to post stuff on your myspace blog when you’re on your smoke break during your lunch shift at TGI Fridays? Seriously though, what could NKOTB be getting back together to do? It can’t be to make music. Maybe he meant that the rumors weren’t true that they’re getting back together to start a drywall business. In which case I’d be disappointed because it’s hard to find good drywall people.
He signed off his post, “Dwood.”
Okay, that seems douche-y but let me defend him. He was going to sign it “Yours truly, Daniel Wood,” but the librarian said his time was up and there were several people waiting to use the computers.
Debate season is in full swing, so we thought it would be a good time to take a look back at some of the most notable blunders in presidential debate history.
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