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My 10 Resolutions For 2012

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It’s customary for all of us to make ourselves a series of promises at the end of the year – promises we hope to keep and never waver from in the coming 365 days. A lot of the times we don’t follow through because we realize just how much work goes…

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An Alcoholic’s Guide To New Years

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New years eve is that one special time of year when we gather with our friends and family to usher in the dawning of a new period of our lives. It’s the time to make fresh starts, make new promises to ourselves, and celebrate the year that was by h…

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Celebrity New Years Party Pictures

Celebrity New Years Party Pictures

Celebrities are just people. Really rich, powerful people who are above the law and the normal rules that govern human society. Because they’re just people, they do people things that you and I do, like have awesome New Year’s Eve plans.…

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Inner Monologue of a Married Man on New Year’s Eve

Inner Monologue of a Married Man on New Year’s Eve

  8:15 p.m. This isn’t so bad.  Just me, my wife, and some of our married friends.  Oh, nice,  someone brought out Trivial Pursuit.  That’s cool.  Why do we have to break into couples teams?  What if…

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5 New Years Resolutions You Won’t Keep

5 New Years Resolutions You Won’t Keep

New Years resolutions are the best method for starting your year off with failure, disappointment, and broken promises. Some old guy from the past once said: "it’s better to try and fail than to never try at all." There’s a goo…

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Dick Clark Makes New Years Awkward Again

Dick Clark Makes New Years Awkward Again

  Dick "America’s Favorite Old, Confused Stroke Victim" Clark dicked up the New Year’s Countdown again this year.  This isn’t the first time he’s f*cked up the countdown, but it will be the last. I’…

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New Years Party Bingo

New Years Party Bingo

There’s a good chance you’ll be heading out to a New Years Eve party tonight, and it’s probably going to be really boring.  You may as well take this Bingo Card along to keep yourself entertained.    

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May Your New Year Be As Exciting as an Exploding Firework Factory

May Your New Year Be As Exciting as an Exploding Firework Factory

  Are you tired of having so much fun every New Year’s Eve? Then you should try watching an old video of a fireworks factory exploding.  After this, nothing will seem very exciting, unless it’s another, larger fireworks factor…

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New Year’s Resolutions From Historical Figures

New Year’s Resolutions From Historical Figures

It’s always fun to go back and look at your past New Year’s Resolutions and see how you failed miserably.  But don’t feel bad, some of the most famous people in the world haven’t been able to keep true to their New Year&…

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Thirsty Thursday: New Year’s Drinking Guide

Thirsty Thursday: New Year’s Drinking Guide

Chances are you’re on your way to a New Year’s party this weekend. Instead of bringing a boring old bottle of Cristal, pour out a few of these and you’ll be the belle of the ball,or at least slightly more desirable after midnight. …

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