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Holy Taco Predicts The Winner Of The Super Bowl

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There was that octopus that predicted the winner of the World Cup. There’s a porcupine that predicted the winner of this year’s Super Bowl…and also a gorilla, some orangutans, and cats. It seems everybody has a precognitive beast that can accu…

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Road To The Super Bowl: The New York Giants

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In the lead up to the Big Game, I’m going to be chronicling the journeys the Pats and the Giants have taken to reach this point. Today, we begin with the New York Giants.

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What Are The New York Giants Thinking?

What Are The New York Giants Thinking?

Why would the Giants sign perennial failure David Carr to a $1 million contract when they have already have Jared “I’m a Tad Overweight” Lorenzen filling the role as backup. With his overhanging gut and his pork chop face, the 300…

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