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Bad Headlines with Worse Stories

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Yesterday I read a headline that made me laugh and, without reading the story, I just made up what I assumed happened. I was way off, as it happens, but the real story was depressing and uninteresting.

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Another Round of Unbelievable News!

Another Round of Unbelievable News!

Even More Unbelievable News!

Even More Unbelievable News!

You Still Won’t Believe This News Is Real

You Still Won’t Believe This News Is Real

Even More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

Even More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

News You Won’t Believe Is Real

News You Won’t Believe Is Real

There have been a lot of weird news stories popping up over the past week, so we decided to cover all of them in the best way possible: by making a fake Weekly World News-style magazine cover to emphasize how ridiculous these stories seem, and then …

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Mascot Fail

Mascot Fail

Y’know how everyone thinks it’s so hard to completely humiliate yourself and your entire country at the same time?  Well, it’s really not that difficult.  Just do this:    German Mascot Piggyback Fail …

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Here’s Something You Probably Shouldn’t Do Today

Here’s Something You Probably Shouldn’t Do Today

  You probably shouldn’t go on live television today, or else this might happen.  In fact, this might happen if you do anything, so you probably shouldn’t do that either.  

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Craigslist: This Is SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Craigslist: This Is SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here’s a tip for all you Craigslisters out there: If you make a post with your friend about smoking pot and having sex with the ladies, don’t make a post a week later askign why  no one has responded to your previous post about smok…

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Yahoo Answers: How Much Listerine Does It Take To Get Drunk

Yahoo Answers: How Much Listerine Does It Take To Get Drunk

    This is wrong for a lot of reasons. But it’s also right for just as many reasons.   Other Crap To Look At:  Awesome Shit That’ll Make You LOL Your Face Off (Funny Lists) Who’s Sexier: Laurel of Kristin …

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The Chicago White Cocks Are My Favorite Team

The Chicago White Cocks Are My Favorite Team

  I can’t wait for the Chicago White Cocks to take on the Boston Red Vaginas. That’s going to be one helluva game.   Other Crap To Look At: One Of The Tacos Is Doing A Parkinsons Charity Walk. Be Awesome And (Donate Here) Who&…

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