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The Stories You’ll Hate in 2013

Well it’s a brand new year and that means brand new stuff is going to happen, right? Wrong. Nothing new has happened since 1990 with the release of U Can’t Touch This which ushered in an era of white kids trying to rap.

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Even More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

posted 10/15/2009
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More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

posted 10/09/2009
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News You Won’t Believe Is Real

posted 10/02/2009
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There have been a lot of weird news stories popping up over the past week, so we decided to cover all of them in the best way possible: by making a fake Weekly World News-style magazine cover to emphasize how ridiculous these stories seem, and then …

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Mascot Fail

posted 08/23/2009
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Y’know how everyone thinks it’s so hard to completely humiliate yourself and your entire country at the same time? Well, it’s really not that difficult. Just do this: German Mascot Piggyback Fail …

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Here’s Something You Probably Shouldn’t Do Today

posted 07/05/2009
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You probably shouldn’t go on live television today, or else this might happen. In fact, this might happen if you do anything, so you probably shouldn’t do that either.

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Craigslist: This Is SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted 04/16/2009
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Here’s a tip for all you Craigslisters out there: If you make a post with your friend about smoking pot and having sex with the ladies, don’t make a post a week later askign why no one has responded to your previous post about smok…

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Yahoo Answers: How Much Listerine Does It Take To Get Drunk

posted 04/14/2009
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This is wrong for a lot of reasons. But it’s also right for just as many reasons. Other Crap To Look At: Awesome Shit That’ll Make You LOL Your Face Off (Funny Lists) Who’s Sexier: Laurel of Kristin …

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The Chicago White Cocks Are My Favorite Team

posted 04/10/2009
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I can’t wait for the Chicago White Cocks to take on the Boston Red Vaginas. That’s going to be one helluva game. Other Crap To Look At: One Of The Tacos Is Doing A Parkinsons Charity Walk. Be Awesome And (Donate Here) Who&…

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“There Were Three Foot Piles Of Feces In The Hallway”

posted 03/30/2009
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Last year, we posted photos of what, at the time, was the world’s most disgusting apartment. And while that one was pretty filthy, it was basically just full of pizza boxes and ash trays. This home in New Jersey was full of 100 cats. A…

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MTV Brazil Thinks Madonna Will Give You AIDS

posted 03/23/2009
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In their new safe sex ad campaign, MTV Brazil wants you to know that the person you’re about to have sex with has probably had sex with someone who has had sex with Madonna. And that means the person you’re about to have sex wit…

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Boy Born With Two Penises. In Related News: World’s Happiest Boy Born

posted 03/13/2009
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Russia still has the bomb. And now they have babies with two penises. According to Ananova: A baby boy born with two penises in Russia has undergone complicated surgery to join them into one. The child, named by the Russian media on…

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The Stories You’ll Hate in 2013

Even More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

News You Won’t Believe Is Real

Mascot Fail

Here’s Something You Probably Shouldn’t Do Today

Craigslist: This Is SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yahoo Answers: How Much Listerine Does It Take To Get Drunk

The Chicago White Cocks Are My Favorite Team

“There Were Three Foot Piles Of Feces In The Hallway”

MTV Brazil Thinks Madonna Will Give You AIDS

Boy Born With Two Penises. In Related News: World’s Happiest Boy Born

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