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The Stories You’ll Hate in 2013

Well it’s a brand new year and that means brand new stuff is going to happen, right? Wrong. Nothing new has happened since 1990 with the release of U Can’t Touch This which ushered in an era of white kids trying to rap.

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The Economy Is Doing Just Fine In Ohio

posted 03/06/2009
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If you thought a worldwide economic collapse was just around the corner and that we will soon be using shells as currency, well think again. According to this internal email from an Akron, Ohio company, the economy is kicking ass: Whi…

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Will You Please Take That Goblet Out of Your Vagina?

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Having trouble not putting things in your vagina? Well, worry no more because there is currently an ebay auction of a book called A Treatise On Foreign Bodies In Surgical Practice which is perfect for anyone who’s always getting things…

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It’s A McNugget Emergency!

posted 03/03/2009
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If you work at a McDonald’s and you take someone’s McNugget order, but you have no McNuggets…well, you should probably go to jail. According to TheSmokingGun.com: MARCH 3–Angered that her local McDonald’s was ou…

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The NY Post Unveils A New Children’s Cartoon

posted 02/19/2009
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After the controversy from the New York Post’s recent comic that came under fire for allegedly referring to Barack Obama as a monkey, the Post has unveiled a new comic, this time for children. Using the "Where’s Waldo" theme, k…

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The Funny Pages From A 1933 German Newspaper

posted 02/05/2009
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Propaganda is a funny thing. And Germany during the 1930s was chock full of it. So we decided to take a look back at the funny pages of a German newspaper in 1933 to see if any of their government’s propaganda made its way into the comics of t…

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“Imagine The Worst Diarrhea You’ve Ever Had, And Then Times It by 10, With A Knife In It”

posted 01/30/2009
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If you’re ever in line for the bathroom with Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready, may you should just let him cut in front of you…because knives might come shooting out of his ass. According to seattletimes.com: McCready suffers …

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It’s Going To Be Hard To Top This Headline

posted 01/22/2009
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I know it’s only the 22nd of January, but I think we may already have a "Headline of the Year" winner. I mean, how do you top "Former French President Chirac Hospitalised After Mauling By His Clinically Depressed Poodle&…

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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

posted 01/16/2009
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This week’s winner comes from "The Anal Sex To Chili’s Restaurant Analogy" that stirred up quite the debate. Apparently we forgot about one type of woman who eats at Chili’s. Winner: Ev Comment…

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Watch Out Chicago, It’s “Snowmageddon ’09″

posted 01/14/2009
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Isn’t it nice to see Chicago have a sense of humor about giant natural disaster that was bearing down on them? Imagine if New Orleans news stations trotted out a graphic of a giant ocean demolishing the Lower 9th Ward during "Floo…

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What The U.S. Would Look Like On The New “Odor Map”

posted 01/12/2009
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Oh, Japan, what can’t you do? According to metro.co.uk, a Japanese company has created a website that tracks different odors around the world and lets you know where these smells are. Launched in December, the ‘Nioi-bu,’ …

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If America Sold President Bush On Ebay

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America is broke. And when people are broke, well, they sell stuff on Ebay. So we decided to sell George W. and see what we could get for him.

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The Stories You’ll Hate in 2013

The Economy Is Doing Just Fine In Ohio

Will You Please Take That Goblet Out of Your Vagina?

It’s A McNugget Emergency!

The NY Post Unveils A New Children’s Cartoon

The Funny Pages From A 1933 German Newspaper

“Imagine The Worst Diarrhea You’ve Ever Had, And Then Times It by 10, With A Knife In It”

It’s Going To Be Hard To Top This Headline

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Watch Out Chicago, It’s “Snowmageddon ’09″

What The U.S. Would Look Like On The New “Odor Map”

If America Sold President Bush On Ebay

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