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Bad Headlines with Worse Stories

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Yesterday I read a headline that made me laugh and, without reading the story, I just made up what I assumed happened. I was way off, as it happens, but the real story was depressing and uninteresting.

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“There Were Three Foot Piles Of Feces In The Hallway”

“There Were Three Foot Piles Of Feces In The Hallway”

  Last year, we posted photos of what, at the time, was the world’s most disgusting apartment. And while that one was pretty filthy, it was basically just full of pizza boxes and ash trays. This home in New Jersey was full of 100 cats. A…

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MTV Brazil Thinks Madonna Will Give You AIDS

MTV Brazil Thinks Madonna Will Give You AIDS

  In their new safe sex ad campaign, MTV Brazil wants you to know that the person you’re about to have sex with has probably had sex with someone who has had sex with Madonna. And that means the person you’re about to have sex wit…

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Boy Born With Two Penises. In Related News: World’s Happiest Boy Born

Boy Born With Two Penises. In Related News: World’s Happiest Boy Born

  Russia still has the bomb. And now they have babies with two penises. According to Ananova: A baby boy born with two penises in Russia has undergone complicated surgery to join them into one.   The child, named by the Russian media on…

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The Economy Is Doing Just Fine In Ohio

The Economy Is Doing Just Fine In Ohio

If you thought a worldwide economic collapse was just around the corner and that we will soon be using shells as currency, well think again. According to this internal email from an Akron, Ohio company, the economy is kicking ass:     Whi…

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Will You Please Take That Goblet Out of Your Vagina?

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  Having trouble not putting things in your vagina? Well, worry no more because there is currently an ebay auction of a book called A Treatise On Foreign Bodies In Surgical Practice which is perfect for anyone who’s always getting things…

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It’s A McNugget Emergency!

It’s A McNugget Emergency!

  If you work at a McDonald’s and you take someone’s McNugget order, but you have no McNuggets…well, you should probably go to jail. According to TheSmokingGun.com: MARCH 3–Angered that her local McDonald’s was ou…

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The NY Post Unveils A New Children’s Cartoon

The NY Post Unveils A New Children’s Cartoon

After the controversy from the New York Post’s recent comic that came under fire for allegedly referring to Barack Obama as a monkey, the Post has unveiled a new comic, this time for children. Using the "Where’s Waldo" theme, k…

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The Funny Pages From A 1933 German Newspaper

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Propaganda is a funny thing. And Germany during the 1930s was chock full of it. So we decided to take a look back at the funny pages of a German newspaper in 1933 to see if any of their government’s propaganda made its way into the comics of t…

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“Imagine The Worst Diarrhea You’ve Ever Had, And Then Times It by 10, With A Knife In It”

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  If you’re ever in line for the bathroom with Pearl Jam guitarist Mike McCready, may you should just let him cut in front of you…because knives might come shooting out of his ass. According to seattletimes.com: McCready suffers …

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It’s Going To Be Hard To Top This Headline

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  I know it’s only the 22nd of January, but I think we may already have a "Headline of the Year" winner. I mean, how do you top "Former French President Chirac Hospitalised After Mauling By His Clinically Depressed Poodle&…

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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

  This week’s winner comes from "The Anal Sex To Chili’s Restaurant Analogy" that stirred up quite the debate.  Apparently we forgot about one type of woman who eats at Chili’s.   Winner: Ev   Comment…

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