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Bad Headlines with Worse Stories

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Yesterday I read a headline that made me laugh and, without reading the story, I just made up what I assumed happened. I was way off, as it happens, but the real story was depressing and uninteresting.

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5 Things That Have Been Found In Fat People’s Skin Folds

5 Things That Have Been Found In Fat People’s Skin Folds

Fat people have a knack for being really really fat. And sometimes they get so fat that objects get caught in the folds in their fat folds. Here are five examples. 5. A Turkey Sandwich According to an emergency room doctor: “A morbidly obese …

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The Perfect Billboard

The Perfect Billboard

If you’ve seen American Psycho, you will understand how totally amazing this billboard is. If you haven’t, well, go out and rent it, watch it, then come back and look at this billboard. Until then, click on some of the links below. Clic…

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Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Understand The Term “Jail Bait.”

Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Understand The Term “Jail Bait.”

We have laws in this country. But most of the time if you’re famous, you can get away with breaking most of them. But one thing that you can never ever do and get away with, no matter how famous you are, is put your over 18 year old penis, …

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Ask Holy Taco

Ask Holy Taco

Here at Holy Taco, we understand that sometimes life poses a question thats incredibly difficult to answer. During those times, you may need someone to help you answer those tough questions.  We’re not those people.  But that doesn’t me…

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Breaking Bad News With Baby Animals

Breaking Bad News With Baby Animals

Breaking bad news is tough. There’s just no easy way to tell someone that their grandmother died or that mommy blew their college fund on coke or that you’re banging their wife. It’s hard to find the right words of comfort, but no…

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There’s Actually A Site For Christian Nymphos

There’s Actually A Site For Christian Nymphos

Oh, Internet. You give and you give and you give. And just when I think you’re all done giving, you give us ChristianNymphos.org, a site dedicated to the carnal exploits of hardcore Christian women…who want to have hot and steamy sex…

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You Might Want To Skip Dessert

You Might Want To Skip Dessert

Call me politically incorrect, but I prefer to to have all my food prepared by chefs that are not cocks. It doesn’t matter what age the cock is, or what cocking school he went to, I just would rather have my food made by chefs…or cooks.…

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Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Are Engaged

Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Are Engaged

I used to have these neighbors in college who, every time any girls stopped by my apartment, my neighbor would suddenly appear with his guitar. He’d just come in and be like “oh, hey, I’m just getting back from class, what’…

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8 Haiku Poems Written To Popular Websites

8 Haiku Poems Written To Popular Websites

We’re always looking for ways to express ourselves by writing as little as possible. Therefore we decided that instead of writing out our views on a few popular websites, we’d use the power of haiku.

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Kim Jong Il Hates Hippies

Kim Jong Il Hates Hippies

Say what you want about Kim Jong Il, but dammit, the man makes a point.  Breitbart reports: North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il was outraged at the hairdos while watching a university match and ordered all men to go clean-cut “What kind of hairc…

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Evite To George Bush’s Election Night Party

Evite To George Bush’s Election Night Party

Seems like everyone is throwing election night parties this year, so we thought we’d show you the evite to a very exclusive party thrown by our current president.

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