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The Stories You’ll Hate in 2013

Well it’s a brand new year and that means brand new stuff is going to happen, right? Wrong. Nothing new has happened since 1990 with the release of U Can’t Touch This which ushered in an era of white kids trying to rap.

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It’s Beer O’Clock: Your Weekly Booze Roundup

posted 10/16/2008
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Win A Fully-Stocked Bar From Thrillist Our pals at Thrillist, the awesome all-you-need-to-know daily email that tells you what’s going on in your city, are giving away a fully-loaded bar full of boutique high-end booze that will get you……

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Holy Taco Photoshop Contest – McCain Zombie

posted 10/15/2008
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The above picture was taken from last night’s debate and has become incredibly popular around the internet. Seeing as how we’re on the internet, and will do anything to become incredibly popular, we decided to make it the theme of our…

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26% Of Men Prefer The Internet Over Sex

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We all know the Internet is pretty cool. It can give you everything from directions to the nearest tapas restaurant to multiple videos of flaming midget hamster trapeze porn. But a new study just found that only 74% of men prefer sex over the Inter…

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Love Is A Disgustingly Beautiful Thing

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The story behind these two mustachioed lovebirds is that he’s 24 and she’s 48. (She looks quite a bit older, but this is what I was told.) The beautiful bride, dressed in white and probably Depends, looks stunning. While the handsome gr…

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Drunk Pony Falls In Pool. Hilarity & Fire Dept. Ensue

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This story has it all. And by all I mean a drunk pony named Fat Boy. According to the DailyMail: It was not Fat Boy the pony’s best night. First he ate so many fermented apples that he became drunk. Then he staggered across a garden and tumbl…

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CNN Anchor Calls Republican A C**t Twice

posted 10/14/2008
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CNN Anchor Calls Republican A C**t – Watch more free videos Remember that South Park episode when Jimmy went up to Wendy and said, “Stan says you are a c-cunt c-c-cunt” and before he can say “continuous source of inspiration&…

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Celebrities Look Stupid When They Make Out

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Celebrities may have money, fame, glory, perfect lives, looks, nice cars, lots of clothes and everything else we want but can’t afford. But, they do look stupid when they’re making out, so at least we have that on them. Nicole Kidman an…

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A Warning From The Lord…Or A To-Do List?

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Whenever I see one of these fun God-is-watching-you-masturbate lists I always get excited to see which ones I’ve done and which ones I need to do. And while all of us have lied or lusted or stole or practiced witchcraft on occasion, there are…

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Jamie Lynn Spears Makes Sequel To Baby?

posted 10/12/2008
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Sometimes when you have to fart, you know you can’t, because if you do, you’ll shit your pants. So you hold it in. The reason that you know to hold it in, is because at some point when you were younger, you farted, and in doing so shi…

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Old Men On The Block

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The New Kids On The Block were in Las Vegas this weekend for their reunion tour, where they performed for a crowd of screaming 40-year old women. According to TMZ: “Last night in Las Vegas, the New Kids arrived to the kind of crowd that used…

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When You REALLY Have That Not-So-Fresh Feeling

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I don’t know what the hell that machine is for, but Wal Mart is selling it as “SUMMER’S EVE FEMININE SPRAY ULTRA – EXTRA STRENGTH”. I used to think that Summer’s Eve was a cleansing liquid that women told their d…

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The Stories You’ll Hate in 2013

It’s Beer O’Clock: Your Weekly Booze Roundup

Holy Taco Photoshop Contest – McCain Zombie

26% Of Men Prefer The Internet Over Sex

Love Is A Disgustingly Beautiful Thing

Drunk Pony Falls In Pool. Hilarity & Fire Dept. Ensue

CNN Anchor Calls Republican A C**t Twice

Celebrities Look Stupid When They Make Out

A Warning From The Lord…Or A To-Do List?

Jamie Lynn Spears Makes Sequel To Baby?

Old Men On The Block

When You REALLY Have That Not-So-Fresh Feeling

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