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Bad Headlines with Worse Stories

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Yesterday I read a headline that made me laugh and, without reading the story, I just made up what I assumed happened. I was way off, as it happens, but the real story was depressing and uninteresting.

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Jamie Lynn Spears Makes Sequel To Baby?

Jamie Lynn Spears Makes Sequel To Baby?

Sometimes when you have to fart, you know you can’t, because if you do, you’ll shit your pants. So you hold it in. The reason that you know to hold it in, is because at some point when you were younger, you farted, and in doing so shi…

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Old Men On The Block

Old Men On The Block

The New Kids On The Block were in Las Vegas this weekend for their reunion tour, where they performed for a crowd of screaming 40-year old women. According to TMZ: “Last night in Las Vegas, the New Kids arrived to the kind of crowd that used…

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When You REALLY Have That Not-So-Fresh Feeling

When You REALLY Have That Not-So-Fresh Feeling

I don’t know what the hell that machine is for, but Wal Mart is selling it as “SUMMER’S EVE FEMININE SPRAY ULTRA – EXTRA STRENGTH”. I used to think that Summer’s Eve was a cleansing liquid that women told their d…

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How Much To Beat Up Michael Lohan?

How Much To Beat Up Michael Lohan?

I’ve never paid money to fight a celebrity. The closest I’ve come is one time I paid a 10 dollar cover to get into a music show, and I accidentally bumped into the chick who played Punky Brewster and she turned around really angrily, a…

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The Great Depression Vs. The New Depression

The Great Depression Vs. The New Depression

As the economy struggles to find itself, there are new fears that America will be plunged into an economic downward spiral that would rival the Great Depression of the 1930s. But if we look around, it seems that we might already be in the early stag…

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News Headlines Don’t Get Any Better Than This

News Headlines Don’t Get Any Better Than This

There’s really no point in even writing the news article if you’ve already got a headline like this. We have all the information we really need and adding in anything else like facts or dates or details would just feel like overkill. Ot…

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What’s Your Favorite Flavor?

What’s Your Favorite Flavor?

Broadway Musicals Are Trying To Be For Men, Too

Broadway Musicals Are Trying To Be For Men, Too

Some important people on Broadway are doing a musical about Spiderman. From Film Drunk: “Broadway producer Julie Taymor (The Lion King) is working on a broadway musical about Spiderman…the budget is $40 million, the most expensive pro…

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People Like To Smack The Crap Out Of Zac Efron

People Like To Smack The Crap Out Of Zac Efron

There’s just some people, when you see them, you just want to smack the shit out of them. Zac Efron is one of those people. And the dude in the above left of this picture is about to smack the shit out of him. Dailymail reports: A man,thou…

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If The Prostitute Gets Tired, Shoot Her

If The Prostitute Gets Tired, Shoot Her

I’ve never purchased the services of a prostitute, but I guess there are a few points of negotiation that need to be agreed upon before the coitus can commence. Positions and type are probably no brainers, but one obvious point that most John…

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What People In Hooters Are Really Thinking

What People In Hooters Are Really Thinking

If you ever wondered what was going on in the minds of those people who work and eat at Hooters, wonder no more.

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