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Bad Headlines with Worse Stories

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Yesterday I read a headline that made me laugh and, without reading the story, I just made up what I assumed happened. I was way off, as it happens, but the real story was depressing and uninteresting.

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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter In My Eye (Oh, It Is)

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter In My Eye (Oh, It Is)

I used to think those fancy spas were just full of rich women getting overpriced pedicures and putting some faux-exotic European-sounding “treatments” like mango oils or rutabaga essence rubbed into their hair. But this spa in Philly (o…

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What’s Written In The Bathrooom Stalls Of Congress

What’s Written In The Bathrooom Stalls Of Congress

Bathroom stalls are a place for low brow potty humor and anonymous insults. If you think the bathroom walls of Congress are any different, think again.

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If Sarah Palin Was A Garbage Pail Kid

If Sarah Palin Was A Garbage Pail Kid

Garbage Pail Kids were up there with the Snot Shot Gun when it came to kid’s toys. So, it’s nice to see the Garbage Pail gang keeping up with the current state of politics. Now we just need “Barack of Lamb” and “Shit S…

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Introducing: The Hamburger Fatty Melt

Introducing: The Hamburger Fatty Melt

The Hamburger Fatty Melt finally fills the all-too-empty void of burgers that don’t use grilled cheese sandwiches as their buns, because…this hamburger uses two grilled cheese sandwiches as it’s buns. The recipe for four goes a li…

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It’s A Communist Party!

It’s A Communist Party!

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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This weeks winner comes from our 8 Hottest Members of Congress post.  I cant really explain why we liked this comment so much, but it just, I don’t know, caught us off guard.  We read it, then looked at each other and said “give that ma…

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Paul McCartney Makes Revenge Album

Paul McCartney Makes Revenge Album

I was at the park the other day and there was this guy there with his three legged dog. And everyone who saw the dog and goes “awww, look at him, he’s so cute, trying to make do with those three little legs.” But ten minutes lat…

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What Sarah Palin And Joe Biden Were Writing During Their Debate

What Sarah Palin And Joe Biden Were Writing During Their Debate

You may have noticed during the vice presidential debate that the candidates were busily writing on note pads the entire time. Fortunately, we were able to obtain a copy of Sarah Palin and Joe Biden’s notes. See more of our awesome stuff aft…

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Comic Book Fans: Then And Now

Comic Book Fans: Then And Now

Comic Book Fans Then: Comic Book Fans Now:

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The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls

The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls

With the holidays fast approaching, we’ll all be ball-deep in turkey legs and pumpkin pies and mounds of stuffing before we know it. And now Serbian author Ljubomir Erovic wants us to be ball-depp in balls, too. His new cookbook, titled ̶…

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Roofies Just Got Way Easier

Roofies Just Got Way Easier

A company called “Eye Candy” has created a lollipop that can control your thoughts. The lollipops use something called “sensory substitution”, which is science-talk for “mind control”. They come in an assortment…

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