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Bad Headlines with Worse Stories

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Yesterday I read a headline that made me laugh and, without reading the story, I just made up what I assumed happened. I was way off, as it happens, but the real story was depressing and uninteresting.

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Douchebag Replaces Dumbass As Favorite Insult

Douchebag Replaces Dumbass As Favorite Insult

If you haven’t noticed over the past few years, the word “douchebag” is everywhere. It’s in movies, TV shows, magazine articles and blogs. It’s only a matter of time before your mom calls you a douchebag for using the …

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Spanish Olympic Basketball Team Possibly Racist

Spanish Olympic Basketball Team Possibly Racist

It’s not often in this day and age of political correctness to see a large group of people being totally racist. Unless you live in Spain. According to the Guardian: Spain’s Olympic basketball teams have risked upsetting their Chinese h…

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Jake Gyllenhaal On Steroids? You Be The Judge

Jake Gyllenhaal On Steroids?  You Be The Judge

Photo courtesy of splashnews There’s a dude in my office who sits next to me who drinks protein shakes three times a day in an attempt to get buff.  I think Jake Gyllenhaal ate that dude.  This picture is taken from the set of “Prince o…

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Nobody Wants Tori Spelling. Nobody.

Nobody Wants Tori Spelling.  Nobody.

I remember once in college, a bunch of my friends came over and we got super high and started talking about which 90210 character we’d be. It was an insanely stupid conversation but the reason I remember it was because my roommate looked at …

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MILF War!

MILF War!

Since we kick each week off with MILF Monday here at HolyTaco, this newspaper headline about an apparent MILF war going on in the Philippines just seemed to make sense. I’m not sure what they’re fighting about, but if they need me to en…

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Is It Wood?

Is It Wood?

John Edwards Loses Debate With Sen. Vagina

John Edwards Loses Debate With Sen. Vagina

When you get caught cheating a little guy in your brain runs over to a switch that is set on “normal” and flips it up to it’s other setting, “Total bullshit.” So, I especially love when politicians get caught cheating…

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Clay Aiken Has Baby Boy Or Something

Clay Aiken Has Baby Boy Or Something

In college I lived with three dudes and one girl. The girl had her own bathroom, and the four of us guys shared the other bathroom. One day her shower broke and she was like “You guys mind if I take a bath in your shower tub?” We all…

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Nigerian Man Gives World’s Most Obvious Advice

Nigerian Man Gives World’s Most Obvious Advice

Look in this man’s eyes. Can you see how tired and beaten down he is? The deep lines on his cheeks tell the story of a man who’s wishing for death to come and take him away from his exhausting existence. But his wizened face also has a…

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The Mother Of All Ebay Excuses

The Mother Of All Ebay Excuses

The moment I saw this excuse for not paying off an ebay purchase, I laughed so hard I almost killed my son. Not because I think the death of a child is funny, but because this person is clearly lying. And it takes an extra special kind of person to…

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Steve Wynn, Unlike You, Hates Prostitutes

Steve Wynn, Unlike You, Hates Prostitutes

For those of you who don’t know who Steve Wynn is, he’s the guy who has all the money you lost in Las Vegas. He used to own several casinos, but now just owns The Wynn Hotel and Casino. The Wynn is a place that tries to make you think…

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