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Bad Headlines with Worse Stories

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Yesterday I read a headline that made me laugh and, without reading the story, I just made up what I assumed happened. I was way off, as it happens, but the real story was depressing and uninteresting.

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The Creepiest Tribute Song Ever

The Creepiest Tribute Song Ever

Remembering Laci Song – Watch more free videos About five years ago the citizens of America were pretty riled up about the murder of Laci Peterson. I’m sure you remember, but in case you don’t, she was all over the news because her…

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Shia LaBeouf Version 2.0

Shia LaBeouf Version 2.0

If I was rich, I’d definitely have a chauffeur. Right now I’m broke, and I’m still looking in to how much it would cost me. I have a 99 Ford Ranger extended cab, and I could just put up a sheet to separate the front seats from …

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This Sounds Like A Great Annual Tradition

This Sounds Like A Great Annual Tradition

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Some Of Our Favorite Photoshops

Some Of Our Favorite Photoshops

We do quite a bit of photoshops here at the Taco.  Most of them are, in a word, terrible.  But there are a few we do for fun, that aren’t for any particular post.  And when they come out well, we pop them in a file called “Photoshops tha…

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Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

Holy Taco Comment Of The Week

This week’s comment of the week comes from our “Fat Family Fats Too Fat For Waterslide” post.   Our reader points out that we’re stupid and can’t do simple math.  Which is not really a revelation, but still significant…

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Jennifer Lopez’s Birthday Blows

Jennifer Lopez’s Birthday Blows

It’s weird the stuff that makes you feel old. Like, yesterday in my office, I was playing the opening to Growing Pains on youtube, and I turned to the dude next to me, who’s a few years younger, and was like “Show me that smile a…

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Richie Sambora Is Heather Locklear’s Hard Rock

Richie Sambora Is Heather Locklear’s Hard Rock

People think rehab is an awesome place because celebrities go there. Rehab sucks. My cousin went to rehab for three weeks and he said he accidentally stepped in someone else’s throw up, no less than four times. He also said the only celebr…

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Fat Family Fats Too Fat For Water Slide

Fat Family Fats Too Fat For Water Slide

Dear Fat Families, If you weigh 900 pounds and the water slide you’re about to go on only holds 700 pounds, maybe you should make one of your big fat sacks of thighs and fupa (aka one of your kids) wait for the next raft. According to palmbea…

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Obama Gives Kids 1 Dollar Allowance

Obama Gives Kids 1 Dollar Allowance

For a long time growing up I didn’t get an allowance, but it didn’t matter because when you’re nine the shit you want to do doesn’t cost money.  But when I got to be about 13, my friends were doing stuff that necessitated mo…

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These Recipes Don’t Sound Very Good

These Recipes Don’t Sound Very Good

If legendary English goalkeeper David Seamen wrote a children’s book, I don’t think the publisher would let him call it “Playing With Seamen.” So why does Winnie get to call his book “Cooking With Pooh”? but mayb…

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Man Uses Wife Impersonator For Divorce

Man Uses Wife Impersonator For Divorce

Talking your wife into a divorce can sometimes be a tricky thing. So an Indian man did the next logical thing and hired a woman to pretend to be his wife in court while he divorced her. Since you’re hearing it from me, you can guess he didn&#…

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