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Bad Headlines with Worse Stories

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Yesterday I read a headline that made me laugh and, without reading the story, I just made up what I assumed happened. I was way off, as it happens, but the real story was depressing and uninteresting.

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Nelson Mandela Likes To Party

Nelson Mandela Likes To Party

Picture courtesy of dlisted Above is a picture from Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday party.  I would be willing to bet, right after this picture was taken he leaned over to his wife and whispered “Who the f*&k was that guy?”  Wh…

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Forgetting You’re Married Is Easier Than You Think

Forgetting You’re Married Is Easier Than You Think

Guys tend to forget a lot of things. Sometimes we forget to take out the trash, sometimes we forget to wipe (don’t pretend like you’ve never forgotten that one), and sometimes we even forget about that time we got married on a drunken b…

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What’s On Obama’s Ipod?

What’s On Obama’s Ipod?

Being a presidential candidate is like being a professor at San Diego State University; You’re surrounded by complete idiots who can only seem to muster up questions that somehow relate to pop culture.  Thus, we get Obama telling us what̵…

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You Can Do Pretty Much Anything In Alabama

You Can Do Pretty Much Anything In Alabama

Some people in this world are winners. They don’t settle for second best. If they see someone grabbing one brass ring, then they grab two. If they see someone having sex with one teenage boy on a baseball team, well, then they have sex with&#…

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Kathy Griffin Denies Sleeping With Somebody?

Kathy Griffin Denies Sleeping With Somebody?

It’s one thing to get rejected by somebody that’s really attractive. Or somebody that’s even mildly attractive. But it’s quite another thing to rejected by someone that looks like something that stops you before you cross …

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Tila Tequila Update: We Made Someone Mad

Tila Tequila Update: We Made Someone Mad

Well, apparently our post on how Tila Tequila got famous made the former editor-in-chief of Stuff Magazine a teensy bit defensive. Jimmy Jellinek, the editor that put her on the cover, sent a lovely e-mail to Holy Taco this morning about the post. …

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Dwarf Pimp Lady Gives Tall Pimp Guys A Bad Name

Dwarf Pimp Lady Gives Tall Pimp Guys A Bad Name

Sometimes, a news story just feels like home. According to wcbstv.com: NEW YORK (CBS) ? A dwarf charged with prostituting an underage runaway will appear in Kings County Supreme Court on Monday. Jacqueline Green, a.k.a. ‘Shorty,’ due to…

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Brooke Hogan Will Play Your Party

Brooke Hogan Will Play Your Party

Have you ever been to a party and thought, “This party would be so much better if Brooke Hogan was here?” If you answered yes, you’re Brooke Hogan. If you answered no, you’re every other human being on the f*&king plan…

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Hooters Girls Know What A Toyota Looks Like

Hooters Girls Know What A Toyota Looks Like

You probably think those Hooters waitresses who feed you deep fried wings and sour beer are just stupid bimbos in orange shorts, but they are a lot smarter than you think. For example, they can tell the difference between a Toyota and a toy yoda. P…

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Steve Guttenberg Takes Great Fake Photos

Steve Guttenberg Takes Great Fake Photos

There have been a lot of photos circulating recently that show an enraged Steve Guttenberg (star of such hits as Short Circuit and Police Academy 1-4) freaking out on a paparazzi photographer after a morning jog. And I’m going on the record a…

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Senator Larry Craig Still Wants To Drill You

Senator Larry Craig Still Wants To Drill You

Some things never change. The sun will always come up in the morning, the rich will always get richer and Larry Craig will always put a sexual innuendo into one of his press releases. I mean, come on, man. You’ve been busted for gay sex count…

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