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Bad Headlines with Worse Stories

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Yesterday I read a headline that made me laugh and, without reading the story, I just made up what I assumed happened. I was way off, as it happens, but the real story was depressing and uninteresting.

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“Bigfoot Molested Me” Not Best Courtroom Defense

“Bigfoot Molested Me” Not Best Courtroom Defense

Bigfoot Molested Me – Watch more free videos Gene Morrill was convicted of 20 counts of sex crimes involving minors. At his sentencing he decided to tell the court that the reason he molested all those kids was because Bigfoot (the mythical mi…

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Jolie-Pitt Baby Pics Worth 10 Million?

Jolie-Pitt Baby Pics Worth 10 Million?

If I had 10 million dollars, there’s a lot of things I would buy; a monkey, a house, a house for the monkey, a mint chocolate chip ice cream factory. But I definitely wouldn’t spend any of my ten million on f-ing baby pictures. Nypost…

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This Is What Homer Simpson Really Looks Like

This Is What Homer Simpson Really Looks Like

I can’t stop staring at this photo of an “untooned” Homer Simpson. I’d like to thank the weirdo computer robot nerd genius that made this. You’ve somehow managed to horrify me and turn me on at the same time. I think I…

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Jamie Lynn Spears Engaged

Jamie Lynn Spears Engaged

If you’re scoring at home on your white trash checklist for Jamie Lynn Spears, go ahead and cross off “getting engaged at 16.” Usmagazine.com reports: Jamie Lynn Spears and boyfriend Casey Aldridge out and about in Kentwood, Loui…

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Robin Williams Gets Divorced

Robin Williams Gets Divorced

You know how when you see Robin Williams on a talk show it’s like he was fired out of a cannon while snorting a thousand pounds of cocaine, then after the interview’s over you have to turn your TV off because even hearing a sound might …

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Free Dr. Pepper If Axl Gets Off His Ass

Free Dr. Pepper If Axl Gets Off His Ass

Apparently the executives at Dr. Pepper are big fans of pasty white rockers with a penchant for mid-life dreadlocks and seven-minute over-the-top rock ballads. In an effort to get W. Axl Rose to release the long awaited Chinese Democracy, they are …

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Link It Up, Chris (I’m About To)

Link It Up, Chris (I’m About To)

Take a Spring Break Quiz (Asylum) Krystal Forscutt is, how you say, attractive (Horny Oyster) Heidi Klum looks good in body paint (CamelTap) Vermont to reconsider the drinking age (coedmagazine) Wreck your car? Who cares, drive it anyway (Double Vi…

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Man’s House Looted After Fake Craigslist Ad

Man’s House Looted After Fake Craigslist Ad

In what could be the most amazing prank ever, a fake ad was posted on Craigslist that said an Oregon man had to suddenly move so all of his possessions were up for grabs. The kicker? He wasn’t moving. According to the Seattle Times: A pair o…

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David Beckham Talks Soccer Sorta

David Beckham Talks Soccer Sorta

david beckham has a great accent – Watch more free videos David Beckham was on 60 minutes last week promoting the start of the MLS soccer season. For me, watching American soccer falls somewhere in between “watching a WNBA game,” …

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Bro Search

Bro Search

Bro Search Part II – Watch more free videos Dax Shephard is here to tell you that if you’re looking for a best friend, he’s got a service for you. This is why I don’t go in pools.

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Owen Wilson And Kate Hudson In Biker Gang

Owen Wilson And Kate Hudson In Biker Gang

For me, Easter has lots of traditions. Eating Ham, hunting for easter eggs, hearing my dad tell the same joke about a Vietnamese prostitute then hearing him apologize when my Mom reminds him that he’s sitting two chairs away from his sister-…

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