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UPDATE: The Duggars Are Still Weird and Gross

UPDATE: The Duggars Are Still Weird and Gross

You guys remember the Duggars, right? Of course you do. How could you forget about America’s fastest reproducing family? Mama Duggar is once again publicly defending her choice to have way too many kids! This time she’s made it her missi…

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It’s Official: Everyone Hates the Olsen Twins

It’s Official: Everyone Hates the Olsen Twins

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are now under fire from PETA. Usmagazine.com reports: In a new ad campaign to be unveiled today at the Olsens’ Walk of Fame star on Hollywood Boulevard, PETA blasts the 21-year-old star sibs – whom they dub th…

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I Had A Dream Like This Once…

I Had A Dream Like This Once…

From People.com Paris Hilton was at the center of a bizarre nightclub incident when she comforted an entertainer in an Oompa-Loompa costume injured when the crowd rushed the stage. Hilton, coincidentally, is friends with Robin Sherwood, the Oompa …

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Note to Vick: Watch Your Cornhole Dude

Note to Vick:  Watch Your Cornhole Dude

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in prison for his role in a dog fighting conspiracy on the eve of tonight’s Falcons-Saints game. For those of you who’ve always wondered whether or not you’d be a…

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Some Men Look Like Old Lesbians

Some Men Look Like Old Lesbians

  Sometimes things are pretty self-explanatory. Go to menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com to see more.

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Let’s See Paris Hilton Do That

Let’s See Paris Hilton Do That

Apparently the magenta thing that looks like Nicole Richie, swallowed the blue thing that looks like…well that one looks like Nicole Richie also. Then it died. I’ve seen this happen at the buffet in the Rio Hotel. They call this fish…

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Santa’s Christmas List: BJ From a Dude

Santa’s Christmas List: BJ From a Dude

From networkworld.com “An artificial-intelligence Santa bot operated by Microsoft to talk to children wavered off topic saying: ‘It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else…” Why is that wr…

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I Can Hardly Contain My Excitement!

I Can Hardly Contain My Excitement!

There’s a shocker on The Hills season finale, people! People.com reports “She’s not revealing many details, but Lauren Conrad says she makes a “life-changing” decision in the season-three finale of MTV’s The Hill…

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You’ve Out-douchebagged Yourself This Time

You’ve Out-douchebagged Yourself This Time

From ananova.com “A figure skater has designd a new way to commute – a 12 mph electric tricycle.” How many things can you find wrong with that sentence? “Stephan Soder came up with the idea as a way to pull himself along whi…

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Blender Magazine Wants Britney Spears Dead

Blender Magazine Wants Britney Spears Dead

According to Defamer.com, they received an anonymous tip that the following casting notice has been sent out to all the fit little females in Hollywood. So here is a little casting that my agency has posted! Proof that nothing is as it seems in Hol…

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Lesson 1: If You Drink and Drive, Get Pregnant After

Lesson 1: If You Drink and Drive, Get Pregnant After

Nicole Richie, pictured here right after she ate Hansel and Gretel, has been granted a leave of absence from her court appointed driving school. Richie was ordered to take the course after her recent DUI arrest. eonline.com reports: “The eig…

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But Can it Make Me a Sandwich?

But Can it Make Me a Sandwich?

According to cnn.com, engineers at Toyota Motor Corp. (clearly not busy with making reliable cars) have created a robot that can play the violin. “The 5-foot-tall, all-white robot used its mechanical fingers to press the strings correctly and…

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