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I Suddenly Regret My Tattoo of Tim Tebow As A Centaur Wearing A Broncos Helmet

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The phrase “it seemed like a good idea at the time” comes to mind.

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Rating Peyton Manning’s Potential Destinations Based On Irrelevant Criteria

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If you haven’t heard by now, Peyton Manning, one of the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history, was released from his contract by the Indianapolis Colts, and he is now free to sign with whichever team he deems worthy of his talents. Now, a lot of “exp…

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Ten Photos Of Hank Williams Jr. Looking Racist

Ten Photos Of Hank Williams Jr. Looking Racist

So, country singer, Hank Williams Jr. made a brief, but awesomely memorable appearance on that awful daytime talk show that looks like a parody of itself, Fox & Friends. In short, he compared Obama to Hitler. Maybe because he doesn’t kno…

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Al Davis is a Goblin

Al Davis is a Goblin

Al Davis runs the Oakland Raiders from an enchanted cave in a dark forest. Just sayin’.

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25 Juking and Jiving Football Celebrations (Video Gallery)

25 Juking and Jiving Football Celebrations (Video Gallery)

Football is coming back! The NFL players and owners are all on board and happy and in love and you can watch football! Or you will, later. Until then, why not celebrate like these cats?

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My Completely Irrational Decision Making Process For Picking My Fantasy Football Team

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I like football. I’m a man. I enjoy it when men engage in competitive massive brain trauma competitions. The closer the men get to a vegetative state of brain dead-ness, the louder I cheer. I can never be one of those men, mostly because my long da…

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25 Sexy Super Bowl Fans

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Super Bowl 45 between the Steelers and the Packers approaches. Let’s not be divided over what team we’re supporting. Instead, let’s unite over a common desire to leer at strange women.

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A Flowchart to Determine Which Team You Should Root for in Super Bowl XLV

A Flowchart to Determine Which Team You Should Root for in Super Bowl XLV

Super Bowl XLV is upon us, and so is another Holy Taco flowchart. This year, the Green Bay Packers take on the Pittsburgh Steelers. But if you’re not a fan of either team, it can be hard to give a damn. Don’t worry. We’re here to …

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5 Kicks That Were More Embarrassing Than Matt Dodge’s Punt

5 Kicks That Were More Embarrassing Than Matt Dodge’s Punt

After yesterday’s loss to the Eagles, Giants’ punter Matt Dodge is on the hot seat. After all, when your one job is to not kick the football to DeSean Jackson, you can’t kick the ball to DeSean Jackson without catching some major …

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The San Diego Chargers Are a Bunch of Gluten-Free Little B*tches

The San Diego Chargers Are a Bunch of Gluten-Free Little B*tches

“Welcome to Qualcomm Stadium’s Gluten-Free Zone. You are a vagina.” Traveling to a professional sporting event outside of your hometown is usually a fun experience. Even if it’s a team you hate, it’s interesting to see the game f…

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God Replies to Stevie Johnson’s Twitter

God Replies to Stevie Johnson’s Twitter

Yesterday, after blowing an easy catch that would have won the game, Buffalo Bill’s wide receiver Stevie Johnson tweeted a message to God asking why he dropped the pass. Below you will find God’s reply, and the subsequent twitter exchang…

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