This photo of New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick staring at an ass at an NIT basketball game leaves me with a few questions. They are, in order of importance:
1. Why is Bill staring at that dumpy ass?
2. Is Bill trying to figure out if that’s a guy’s or a girl’s ass?
3. Do you think Bill’s bright-green hat says “I Loves Me Some Ass Staring”?
4. How long did Bill stare at that ass? (I hope it was 4 minutes.)
5. Is Bill holding a pile of shit in his hands?
If anyone has any answers to these questions, please let me know.
Do you often mistake Jerry Rice for Jay-Z? Jim McMahon for Method Man? No, you don’t. That’s because in the 80s a few NFL teams thought it would be a good idea to make rap songs with repetitive lyrics, cheesy special effects and embarrassing dance moves. Here are six of them.
Miami Dolphins - Can’t Touch Us - Watch more free videos 6. Miami Dolphins - Can’t Touch Us
This video features such timeless classics as Zubaz pants, MC Hammer and a keytar. The only thing missing is ALF and Mr. T playing with a Rubix Cube. [Editor’s Note: Please be sure to note the late, great Reggie Roby (#4). He’s the Jackie Robinson of punting.]
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