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Ten Photos Of Hank Williams Jr. Looking Racist

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by Jim Tews

Ten Photos Of Hank Williams Jr. Looking Racist

So, country singer, Hank Williams Jr. made a brief, but awesomely memorable appearance on that awful daytime talk show that looks like a parody of itself, Fox & Friends. In short, he compared Obama to Hitler. Maybe because he doesn’t kno…

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Al Davis is a Goblin

posted 07/29/2011
by Ian Fortey

Al Davis runs the Oakland Raiders from an enchanted cave in a dark forest. Just sayin’.

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25 Juking and Jiving Football Celebrations (Video Gallery)

posted 07/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

25 Juking and Jiving Football Celebrations (Video Gallery)

Football is coming back! The NFL players and owners are all on board and happy and in love and you can watch football! Or you will, later. Until then, why not celebrate like these cats?

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My Completely Irrational Decision Making Process For Picking My Fantasy Football Team

posted 07/27/2011
by Luis Prada

I like football. I’m a man. I enjoy it when men engage in competitive massive brain trauma competitions. The closer the men get to a vegetative state of brain dead-ness, the louder I cheer. I can never be one of those men, mostly because my long da…

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25 Sexy Super Bowl Fans

posted 02/04/2011
by Ian Fortey

Super Bowl 45 between the Steelers and the Packers approaches. Let’s not be divided over what team we’re supporting. Instead, let’s unite over a common desire to leer at strange women.

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A Flowchart to Determine Which Team You Should Root for in Super Bowl XLV

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by Jame Gumb

Super Bowl XLV is upon us, and so is another Holy Taco flowchart. This year, the Green Bay Packers take on the Pittsburgh Steelers. But if you’re not a fan of either team, it can be hard to give a damn. Don’t worry. We’re here to …

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5 Kicks That Were More Embarrassing Than Matt Dodge’s Punt

posted 12/20/2010
by Jame Gumb

After yesterday’s loss to the Eagles, Giants’ punter Matt Dodge is on the hot seat. After all, when your one job is to not kick the football to DeSean Jackson, you can’t kick the ball to DeSean Jackson without catching some major …

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The San Diego Chargers Are a Bunch of Gluten-Free Little B*tches

posted 12/13/2010
by Jame Gumb

“Welcome to Qualcomm Stadium’s Gluten-Free Zone. You are a vagina.” Traveling to a professional sporting event outside of your hometown is usually a fun experience. Even if it’s a team you hate, it’s interesting to see the game f…

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God Replies to Stevie Johnson’s Twitter

posted 11/29/2010
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Yesterday, after blowing an easy catch that would have won the game, Buffalo Bill’s wide receiver Stevie Johnson tweeted a message to God asking why he dropped the pass. Below you will find God’s reply, and the subsequent twitter exchang…

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7 New Job Ideas for Brad Childress

posted 11/22/2010
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Poor Brad Childress. Last year, he was one game away from the Super Bowl. Today, he’s sitting with Wade Phillips in the unemployment line. But I believe that when life gives you lemons, you should chuck those lemons right at life’s head…

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5 Photoshopped Photos of Sad Wade Phillips

posted 11/08/2010
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Poor Wade Phillips. He’s always such a sad looking guy. Then again, you’d be sad too if you had coached the Dallas Cowboys to a 1 – 7 start. And now, Wade will look even sadder since Cowboys’ owner and noted douchebag Jerry …

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Ten Photos Of Hank Williams Jr. Looking Racist

Al Davis is a Goblin

25 Juking and Jiving Football Celebrations (Video Gallery)

My Completely Irrational Decision Making Process For Picking My Fantasy Football Team

25 Sexy Super Bowl Fans

A Flowchart to Determine Which Team You Should Root for in Super Bowl XLV

5 Kicks That Were More Embarrassing Than Matt Dodge’s Punt

The San Diego Chargers Are a Bunch of Gluten-Free Little B*tches

God Replies to Stevie Johnson’s Twitter

7 New Job Ideas for Brad Childress

5 Photoshopped Photos of Sad Wade Phillips

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