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I Suddenly Regret My Tattoo of Tim Tebow As A Centaur Wearing A Broncos Helmet

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The phrase “it seemed like a good idea at the time” comes to mind.

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Minnesota Vikings vs. New Orleans Saints – Who Has the Hotter Cheerleaders?

posted 09/09/2010
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Finally, the preseason nonsense is over. The NFL is back. Things kickoff tonight with a highly anticipated rematch of last year’s NFC Championship game in which Brett Favre cemented his legacy of being that guy who throws interceptions…

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The Upside of a Football Gambling Addiction

posted 08/25/2010
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Football season is about to begin, which means football gamblers like myself are beside themselves with anticipation. In fact, the next five months will be some of the happiest of my life. Of course by happy, I mean miserable, but at this point, fe…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Football vs Football

posted 06/18/2010
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When we took up the mantle here at Holy Taco we were told we had to engage in some social drinking in the office if we wanted to get anything done right. This was not a problem as most of us had been drinking mouthwash recreationally for years. T…

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25 Jared Allen Mullet Pics

posted 05/26/2010
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Jared Allen cut off his mullet, so we wanted to provide a tribute to a fallen solider. You may have died on the floor of a barber shop today, but you will live forever in our ironic haircut hearts.

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Quarterbacks Getting Tackled by Invisible Players

posted 02/09/2010
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Football season is over now, and we’re pretty broken up about it. In thinking about our favorite games, plays, and moments of the last NFL season, we can’t help thinking that the game of football could benefit from a few smal…

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Flowchart to Determine What You Should Do On Super Bowl Sunday

posted 02/04/2010
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There are many factors to consider when you’re planning out your Super Bowl Sunday: what team are you rooting for? How much beer can you afford? Can you take out a loan for more beer? Luckily, flowcharts are a perfect tool for making com…

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7 Untelevised Football Sideline Moments

posted 11/17/2009
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Football sidelines are full of interesting moments. Many of these moments are caught on television, but a lot of them are never seen by the viewing audience at home. Luckily, we’ve managed to get our hands on some of the best unsee…

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10 Awesome Football Announcer Screw Ups

posted 09/22/2009
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Announcing a football game is hard work. You have to watch the game and talk about what’s going on, and you don’t even get to pound beer and Doritos while you’re doing it. It’s just too damn stressful up in the bo…

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The Best NFL Rap Videos of All Time

posted 08/21/2009
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Football season is nearly upon us again, and that means it’s a good time to take a look back at where football really came from: shitty ’80s rap videos! You see, a long time ago, a bunch of athletic men got together to make terrib…

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Eagels Fans Suck

posted 08/14/2009
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Michael Vick’s Prison Haiku

posted 07/28/2009
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People take up strange hobbies in prison, just to pass the time. Some people get tattoos. Some people benchpress things. Michael Vick spent his prison time writing haiku, and we managed to snag a page out of his haiku journal to pr…

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I Suddenly Regret My Tattoo of Tim Tebow As A Centaur Wearing A Broncos Helmet

Minnesota Vikings vs. New Orleans Saints – Who Has the Hotter Cheerleaders?

The Upside of a Football Gambling Addiction

Drunken Argument Friday: Football vs Football

25 Jared Allen Mullet Pics

Quarterbacks Getting Tackled by Invisible Players

Flowchart to Determine What You Should Do On Super Bowl Sunday

7 Untelevised Football Sideline Moments

10 Awesome Football Announcer Screw Ups

The Best NFL Rap Videos of All Time

Eagels Fans Suck

Michael Vick’s Prison Haiku

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