Oh man, I don’t know what happened but what an awesome week for movies. I usually have to toss in at least one movie I know no one is going to see to pad these columns out but this week I had to cut stuff because there’s so much awesomeness opening…
If you’ve followed my writing closely in the past, and you have for fear of punishment, then you are aware I have brushes with celebrities the same way hobos have brushes with sanity – those stark, unpredictable moments when sense almost creeps into…
Nicolas Cage, one of the semi hairless order of Coppolas, is often found in populated areas of California, New York and occasionally around foreclosed castles in Germany. Known for its violent outburst, remarkable cranial slope and amusing plumage,…
The following are notes we recovered from Nic Cage’s garbage/tent in which he lives. They were written on cocktail napkins.
My son Weston is missing. It’s up to me, Nic Cage, to solve the mystery! (Follow along and see if you can help Nic figure…
Nicolas Cage is still one of the highest paid actors in all of Hollywood, despite the fact that I think other people have seen the last 15 or so movies he’s made and must be aware of how utterly ridiculous they are. Just because you make one good …
Nicolas Cage is one of our greatest treasures because he can’t not have at least one scene per movie that makes you think you just heard or saw something wrong. But you didn’t. That crap really happened, and Nic Cage …
Hottest Girls Of The NHL (TotalProSports)
6 Signs A Girl Wants You (MadeMan)
Danica Patrick Gets Nude (AllLeftTurns)
Clinton vs Letterman (ScreenJunkies)
Amy Sedaris Loves The In And Out (LemonDrop)
Lady Gaga…