It is Twilight, because that is clever. I guess there’s an eclipse too. Can that happen at Twilight? Doesn’t matter. BELLA is in the woods, looking like a MOUTH BREATHER who is MILDLY TRANQUILIZED and perhaps SPECIAL.
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You can call Nicholas Cage a lot of things, but don’t you DARE call him a Chihuahua thief or you’re entering a world of pain. People.com reports:
On Friday, Nic Cage’s attorney began libel proceedings against Kathleen Turner at L…