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Twilight Eclipse – The Holy Taco Rejected Script

Twilight Eclipse – The Holy Taco Rejected Script

It is Twilight, because that is clever. I guess there’s an eclipse too. Can that happen at Twilight? Doesn’t matter. BELLA is in the woods, looking like a MOUTH BREATHER who is MILDLY TRANQUILIZED and perhaps SPECIAL. Bella It&rsquo…

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Nicholas Cage Does NOT Steal Chihuahuas

Nicholas Cage Does NOT Steal Chihuahuas

You can call Nicholas Cage a lot of things, but don’t you DARE call him a Chihuahua thief or you’re entering a world of pain.  People.com reports: On Friday, Nic Cage’s attorney began libel proceedings against Kathleen Turner at L…

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