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9 Bigger Musical Turn Offs Than Nickelback

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Recently, according to at least one dating site, Nickelback was voted the biggest musical turn off of all – if you listed Nickelback as a favorite band, you were basically saying to others “Sex? Oh no, none for me, thanks” and they responded in kin…

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How to Write a Nickelback Song

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So you’ve decided that rock n roll is officially dead and, rather than mourn or attempt to resurrect the old girl, you want to take some of the sinew from its carcass and floss your ass with it after a long, sweaty work out, good for you! The ente…

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5 Things for Which Canadians Should Be Thankful

5 Things for Which Canadians Should Be Thankful

O Canada! For those of us who are blessed with American citizenship, today is just another crappy Monday (unless you work at a bank, in which case, happy Columbus Day). But for our unfortunate brothers and sisters born north of the border, the seco…

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