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American Idol Recap: The Finale

I know what you’re thinking – “Ian, can I undress and feed you chicken wings?” The answer is a resounding yes. And while we do that let me explain something to you – American Idol is, as far as I know, still on TV. I set out this year with a miss…

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The American Idol Recap: Part 2

posted 01/21/2013
by Ian Fortey

Once again I refuse to write anything down for about 20 minutes. Nicki Minaj is dressed like a gay leopard Sky Captain. I’m stating officially, right now, that I will not be able to continue this for a whole season. Why is this show on for anothe…

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The American Idol Recap: Part 1

posted 01/17/2013
by Ian Fortey

Oh my Jesus. I’m doing this. Gird yourselves. OK, so this year the roster got shaken up and the old ladies of yesteryear are gone, replaced with Nicki Minaj, Mariah Carey and Keith Urban. 100 years ago this panel would have just been a table of …

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NEWSFLASH: We Somehow Exist In The Same Universe As A Pink Fried Chicken Wing Necklace

posted 09/27/2011
by Luis Prada

Modern female pop stars can’t just wear a shirt and some form of pant. It seems like there’s some kind of contest between Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, and Katy Perry to see who can alienate themselves from the rest of humanity the fastest by way of clot…

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Big Ass Showdown: Nicki Minaj vs. Kim Kardashian

posted 09/13/2010
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The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards happened last night. As usual, controversy abounds. But this time, it’s not the result of Kanye West’s typical shenanigans. No, this time around, it’s a debate about ass. Specifically,…

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