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The Day I Met Nicolas Cage

If you’ve followed my writing closely in the past, and you have for fear of punishment, then you are aware I have brushes with celebrities the same way hobos have brushes with sanity – those stark, unpredictable moments when sense almost creeps into…

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The 25 Moods of Nic Cage

posted 03/05/2012
by Ian Fortey

Nic Cage is America’s greatest treasure.

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Follow Holy Taco on Twitter and All Your Dreams Come True!

posted 12/05/2011
by Ian Fortey

Do you suffer from gout? The consumption? Osteosyphillis? Lonely beaver? All these conditions and more can be cured by following Holy Taco on Twitter. We offer more random, 76% original jokes than you’ll find on 15 of the top 250 Twitter …

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When Nic Cage Attacks

posted 10/12/2011
by Ian Fortey

Nicolas Cage, one of the semi hairless order of Coppolas, is often found in populated areas of California, New York and occasionally around foreclosed castles in Germany. Known for its violent outburst, remarkable cranial slope and amusing plumage,…

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Manhunt: How Nicholas Cage Found his Son Weston

posted 06/14/2011
by Ian Fortey

The following are notes we recovered from Nic Cage’s garbage/tent in which he lives. They were written on cocktail napkins. My son Weston is missing. It’s up to me, Nic Cage, to solve the mystery! (Follow along and see if you can help Nic figure…

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Ranking the 7 Best Lines from Reviews of Nicolas Cage’s Season of the Witch

posted 01/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

Nicolas Cage is still one of the highest paid actors in all of Hollywood, despite the fact that I think other people have seen the last 15 or so movies he’s made and must be aware of how utterly ridiculous they are. Just because you make one good …

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25 Preposterous and Awesome Pics of Nicolas Cage

posted 11/21/2010
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Nicolas Cage is one of our greatest treasures because he can’t not have at least one scene per movie that makes you think you just heard or saw something wrong. But you didn’t. That crap really happened, and Nic Cage …

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5 People You Know Who Cheat On Their Taxes

posted 04/12/2010
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Thousands of people cheat on their taxes every year, and some of them get caught, but most of them get away with it. What you may not realize is that these tax cheaters walk among us. They are our teachers, doctors, and the stupid old person t…

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Celebrity Facebook Status Updates

posted 01/25/2010
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You can tell a lot about a person by their facebook status updates, and you can tell even more about them by how their friends react to those status updates. This is why many celebrities are turning to social media as a form of public relation…

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The Day I Met Nicolas Cage

The 25 Moods of Nic Cage

Follow Holy Taco on Twitter and All Your Dreams Come True!

When Nic Cage Attacks

Manhunt: How Nicholas Cage Found his Son Weston

Ranking the 7 Best Lines from Reviews of Nicolas Cage’s Season of the Witch

25 Preposterous and Awesome Pics of Nicolas Cage

5 People You Know Who Cheat On Their Taxes

Celebrity Facebook Status Updates

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