Nicole Kidman’s Bodyguard Pummels Paparazzi

So apparently a paparazzi for flynet.com was following Nicole Kidman, when suddenly her bodyguard got out and basically slapped him around/beat the living daylights out of him. If I’m a paparazzi, my first reaction when a roided bodyguard style dude in Raybans gets out of the car and says “you want to f%&k with me?” is to go “No. No, I don’t. I apologize.” Roided up bodyguards LIVE for stuff like this. You gotta think, 99.9% of their job, they never get to punch anybody. So when that .001% happens, it’s punch city and you’re the mayor. No good.

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Nicole Kidman Pregnant. Dingoes Very Excited.

The news you’ve been waiting for is finally official. Australian super-couple Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are expecting a little joey. According to popsugar:

Their rep said, “Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban confirmed today that they are expecting a baby. The couple are thrilled.”

Area dingoes were contacted to respond to the news and had this to say:

We’re very happy for Nicole and Keith and look forward to eating their beautiful, healthy baby.

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