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The Best Feminist Revolution Ever is Iran’s Female Ninja Revolution

When women in America wanted to be treated equally, they burned their bras and refused to shave their armpits. In Iran, women become ninjas – extremely badass ninjas.

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Pennsylvania is The New Ninja Capitol of the World

posted 05/05/2011
by Luis Prada

Ninjas are something we all aspire to be. We all want to stalk our human prey while under the cover of night, with our silent footsteps inching us ever closer to our victims. The problem is, most Americas are not ninjas. Most Americans would probab…

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If You’re a Grown Man With Children, You Are No Longer Allowed To Play Ninja By Yourself Outside

posted 03/21/2011
by Jim Tews

Is everyone clear on this? When fatherhood is bestowed upon you, it’s probably a good idea to hang up your L.A.R.P.I.N.G. gear. If not forever, at least when you’re supposed to be babysitting your child. Someone should’ve told tha…

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The Child Endangerment Skills of a Ninja!

posted 03/11/2011
by Luis Prada

In the dead of night, in 20 degree weather, Ross M. Hurst took to the streets of Scottdale, Pennsylvania, to dispense his particular brand of karate justice to the seedy criminal underbelly of rural Pennsylvania, which probably only consists of a c…

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I Really Want To Find A Suitcase Full Of Money

posted 09/22/2010
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As we grow up we are indoctrinated with the idea that we need a life plan, two life plans, in fact. One major career goal and one backup in-case the first one doesn’t work out. I went thought many major career goals as I grew:&nb…

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Did You Know Steve Jobs Is The Worst Ninja Ever?

posted 09/14/2010
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Everyone knows Steve Jobs as the man that can charge you absurd prices for technology that is about as necessary as a splinter in your dong, but did you know that he’s apparently also a ninja? And a bad one at that? It’s true! According…

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There’s a Starfish Hitler In This Video

posted 02/06/2009
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What the hell am I going to say about "Starfish Hitler" that’s going to add anything at all to this video. I just want to know the writer’s thought process when he wrote: "INT. FOREST – DAY: A starfish…

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The Best Feminist Revolution Ever is Iran’s Female Ninja Revolution

Pennsylvania is The New Ninja Capitol of the World

If You’re a Grown Man With Children, You Are No Longer Allowed To Play Ninja By Yourself Outside

The Child Endangerment Skills of a Ninja!

I Really Want To Find A Suitcase Full Of Money

Did You Know Steve Jobs Is The Worst Ninja Ever?

There’s a Starfish Hitler In This Video

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