Lindsay’s Dad Not A Fan Of Her Naked Pics

Sometimes when you’re a really shitty dad like Lindsay Lohan’s dad, and you don’t talk to your kids and instead get drunk and make pleas to see them on television and morning radio shows, you get really excited when you get to say stuff that you think good dads say.  Usmagazine.com reports:

Michael Lohan still hasn’t seen those topless shots of his daughter Lindsay.

“I’m not going to look at the photos - that’s my daughter!” said her father Michael Lohan.

Good for you Michael Lohan!  You sir, are a number one dad.  Here’s some other stuff Michael Lohan says he won’t do.

• Videotape his daughter having sex then sell the video for profit
• Shoot paint balls at his daughter from point blank range
• Light his daughter on fire

Man, what a dad!  In fact, I think he deserves a shirt!

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