I am about to betray mankind. When I say mankind I legitimately mean men. I am turning my back, ever so briefly, on dudes. Sorry, bro. This needs to be done.
Very few people have ever kicked or been kicked in the nuts.
If you enjoy having balls, don’t ever make the mistake of having a kid and a pool at the same time. If you already have a kid and a pool, then just tie the kid up to a stake in the yard so you know where he is in proximity to you…