Obama Has Some Dirt On His Shoulder

I take no political sides here at HolyTaco.com (a prior urinal crapping conviction prohibits me from voting), but this Obama video combines Jay-Z, Ellen Degeneres, Ghostface Killah, Morrissey, Scarlett Johannson’s boobs, Natalie Portman’s nipples and LOLCats. Can someone bury this video in a time capsule? That way the people of the future can dig this up 100 years from now and know everything about our culture.

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Obama Gospel Throwdown!

If I knew church was going to be like this (instead of just a bunch of old guys grabbing my penis), I would have gone a long long long time ago.

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