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5 (plus 1) More Big Announcements from Donald Trump

As you know, we’re close friends with Donald Trump which is why I so freely and openly call him a shithead and other such colorful phrases on twitter all the time. ALL THE TIME. Because we can kid like that.

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The 6 Most Insane Rumors About Barack Obama

posted 08/20/2010
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Remember the last election? It was almost an inspiring time in America, unless you were a Republican, then it was like waking up and finding out you shat the bed. But for the rest of us, as Obama’s star kept rising and it became more and mo…

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Flowchart to Determine if Barack Obama is a U.S. Citizen

posted 05/13/2010
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There’s been a flare up in the "Obama is Really a Secret Terrorist, Right Guys?" community lately, as some people are now claiming that Obama’s Social Security Number is fraudulent. Unfortunately, nobody can provide hard …

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If Barack Obama Spoke in Blaxploitation Quotes

posted 02/24/2010
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This week, Break is trying to determine the best Blaxploitation movie quotes of all time. We’re having a hard time picking our favorite, so we decided to see what it would be like if those same quotes were delivered by one of the most eloquent…

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I Thought It’d Be Bigger

posted 01/05/2010
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Hot Archer Shoots Bows With Toes (TotalProSports) The Post-Holiday Detox (MadeMan) Nascar Loves The Stache (AllLeftTurns) Captain Kirk Loves Climbing (ScreenJunkies) Junie Brown: Life Coach! (Cagepotato) Bann…

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Celebrity Christmas Letters To Santa

posted 12/15/2009
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Just like everyone else who’s under 8-years old or totally stupid, celebrities often write letters to Santa during the holidays, providing him with a list of gifts that they hope to magically receive on Christmas morning. Lucky for you, …

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The Story Behind This Year’s Pardoned Turkey

posted 11/25/2009
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Every year, the president officially pardons a turkey for Thanksgiving, to save the animal from being butchered and served to a starving homeless family on America’s favorite food-oriented holiday. We decided to do a little diggi…

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A History of Joe Biden Photobombs

posted 09/24/2009
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It’s well-known that Joe Biden has said he wants to be involved in every decision that Barack Obama makes, and he wants to be in the room for every single meeting, but I don’t think anyone realized how serious he was about it…until…

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If a Blizzard Comes, He Can Cut That Kid Open and Climb Inside for Warmth

posted 09/16/2009
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College Footballs Worst Tattoo (TotalProSports) Girls In Outrageous Lingerie (LemonDrop) Why Mickey Rouke Is Cool (TheDailyFix) Jennifer Corliss Is HOT (GorillaMask) Jamie Gunns And Her Boobs (Coed) The Opening Of …

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Obama Does Not Agree With Kanye

posted 09/14/2009
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Last night at the MTV Video Music Awards, Kanye West beat out Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton for world’s biggest douche. It was a close race, but Kanye went home with the trophy after his infantile outburst onstage. This is the b…

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Inner Monologue of a Normal Person at a Health Care Rally

posted 09/08/2009
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Alright, let’s see here: my friend Todd told me that hot chicks show up at these healthcare rallies all the time. I’ll just check out the scene a little, see which side has the hotter chicks, and then I’ll go with that side.&…

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25 Awesome Protest Signs

posted 08/20/2009
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Freedom of speech is one of the things that makes this country great, and sometimes the people expressing that right are pretty hilarious.

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5 (plus 1) More Big Announcements from Donald Trump

The 6 Most Insane Rumors About Barack Obama

Flowchart to Determine if Barack Obama is a U.S. Citizen

If Barack Obama Spoke in Blaxploitation Quotes

I Thought It’d Be Bigger

The Story Behind This Year’s Pardoned Turkey

A History of Joe Biden Photobombs

If a Blizzard Comes, He Can Cut That Kid Open and Climb Inside for Warmth

Obama Does Not Agree With Kanye

Inner Monologue of a Normal Person at a Health Care Rally

25 Awesome Protest Signs

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