Company Christmas parties are about sharing a love for Christ with your co-workers, as well as finding someone to rub genitals with.  Since our company christmas party is tonight, we've decided to show you how to do the latter: Step #1: Do Your Homework   The odds are pretty good that there are...

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You spend 40 hours every week at work.  It's only natural that you're going to want to bone at some point in that time, and if you're lucky enough to find a girl at work who also wants to bone, then you've got to do everything you can to keep...

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8 hours is a long-ass time to be doing work every day.  Luckily, there are about a million ways to look like you're working when you're actually not doing jack-shit.  Faking an entire day of work will take some real skill, and a combination of a few different techniques.  Here...

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Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we're discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.   

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G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra comes out in theaters today, and there's a good chance that this movie is going to be more disappointing than a fat redheaded chick holding a positive preggo test.  One of the great things about G.I. Joe is that all of the characters in...

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If you have a job, there's a good chance that you have to wear a name badge.  The type of name badge that you wear says a lot about you, but there's a good chance that it's not sending the message that you think it's sending.  Here's what your name...

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Hmm, free donuts, huh?  I wonder if that means that something bad is about to happen.  Like, "Sorry, you're getting laid off.  Have a donut."  I wouldn't be surprised.  Well, anyway, I might as well take one of these babies.  Let's see, there's the chocolate with sprinkles, and there's a...

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Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we're discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.  

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